[Of age though he is, it's not often that Sasuke drinks enough to get drunk. It's usually on one of their birthdays, a weekend where one of the other two drags the group to a bar for a lax get-together, that he even touches the stuff. Sometimes when the memories are too much, he'll go beyond his limit, but even that's rarely enough to put him in a ( Read more... )

...So I have one bridge left. And a lethal lover. And the world's most kickass teacher-kage.

Screw it.

SAI IS A DOUCHE WTF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW SAKURA FEELS ABOUT ME. DON'TSAYTHAT. IT'S GROSS AND A LIE AND NARUTO WHY DIDN'T YOU PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. I'M RECTIFYING THIS WHEN I GET BACK.