Comments | transgenicprose: [IDEK] ONE BIG FAMILY REUNION

zerosuitjill in transgenicprose

[IDEK] ONE BIG FAMILY REUNION

Aug 11, 2010 20:11

[Due to the accumulated number of people screwed up and/or created through science here at transgenicprose, Phase has decided that it's in the best interest of said people to provide them with some support for dealing with their angsty pasts/ruined childhoods/lingering nightmares/present-day issues. Since support groups would be all but ASKING for someone to get ( Read more... )

wesker, crack, making playercest cool, what is this monster, miho, x-23, we don't do 'commitment', mother knows best. and kicks ur face., wesker's kids are fighters, this is not young & the restless, gdit sync love your mom, jill, kanda, chris, ion, jill thanks god for the minors, tenten, luke still has dad issues, we are... an american family, not quite 7th heaven, everybody loves nill!, luke, nill, wesker sucks at seduction, sync, kazuya, hiyori, haine, actionnnn, mmmm angst cookies, what is wrong with phase, not a pairing k, the age difference is almost scandalous, babies!!, au, emotional abuse ftw forever

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

kunoichi_dragon August 12 2010, 02:00:25 UTC

[ Could and would probably be best described as 'Cousin Tenny' with the crazy weapons. Whose cousin she is... is a mystery but they've all learned not to question it any more. However, that's not the point.

She's been living over the garage for some time now, keeping an eye on things and making sure that Jill stays fairly healthy and preferably ALIVE if she has anything to say about it. Right now though? She's helping to make lunch. And maybe humming to herself. Noodles if you were wondering. ]

Eeeeheehee <333 zerosuitjill August 12 2010, 02:04:26 UTC

[Jill was a little late in coming home today, so it's a relief when she walks in to find that help has made itself present.

Setting her purse and bags on the table, she tosses Tenten an iconfais smile] You're a lifesaver, you know that?

Rest assured, she has her issues too, they're just not as prevailant as the others ♥ kunoichi_dragon August 12 2010, 02:09:13 UTC

So I've been told. [ Because this is probably not the first and will probably not be the last time she's saved the day. And it's certainly not the first time Jill's come home later than expected. It's a trend with this family, really, but she's not complaining. ] Can't exactly let the little squirts starve, now can we?

True, true. Everyone here kinda has issues. I just sorted out those who can blame science. |D zerosuitjill August 12 2010, 02:31:53 UTC

Heh. I'm sure one of them would step up before that happened. [...Luke, probably, and. Well. Let's just be glad that didn't happen.

She glances at the stove as she passes, on her way to the cabinets to begin putting up her groceries.] It smells good, as always. I'm sure they'll be more than happy that you saved them from leftovers.

Which is prob how she could be described as the normal one ^^; kunoichi_dragon August 12 2010, 02:41:04 UTC

[ Shrugs and continues slicing the various meats and veggies. ] I wasn't really gonna leave it up to chance. Last thing we need is more room for complaint.

I just hope none of them have anything against ramen. [ And she means actual ramen, not that packaged and microwaveable stuff in a cup. ]

XD Exactly zerosuitjill August 12 2010, 03:15:28 UTC

Don't worry, these boys aren't picky. And the rest of us know your cooking is something to look forward to.

[She makes her way back to the table, sorting out the cold stuff from the canned] Besides saving my butt in the kitchen [and... more than just in there, really], how's your stay treating you? I've tried talking to Sync about that music he plays in the morning, but... [Not sighing. Just a vague look that substitutes for it.]

Not-So-Crazy Cousin Tenny, then? kunoichi_dragon August 12 2010, 03:31:41 UTC

[ Snerks. Has had experience with teenage boys and their hunger. Cue Lee and Neji and probably the rest of the Konoha 12 yeah, still counting you Sassy Pants. And then there's Naruto. ] Growing boys will eat anything, I know. But hunger and plain stubbornness are two different matters.

[ Waves off any mention of the music being too loud. Honestly she probably can't hear it from where her room is. ] And don't worry about the music. The benefit of living over the garage is that you're pretty much as far away from the typical family annoyances as you can be in this house. [ Unless someone decides to invade her space, but no one has yet so they're all good. ]

YESH. And that's saying something in this family... zerosuitjill August 12 2010, 19:42:06 UTC

Good. I still wasn't sure about that small room we gave you, but if you manage to have some privacy, I'm glad.

[And after putting up the rest of the goods and clearing out the leftover bags, she pauses in thought before washing her hands and then moving to set the table.] You need any help over there?

Indeed. ...And now I'm contemplating doing something somewhat cruel. >D kunoichi_dragon August 12 2010, 23:10:10 UTC

Pfft. [ Waves that off too, knife still in hand and weaving through the air like it's completely normal. Tsk, tsk. Didn't anyone ever tell you that knives are dangerous, Tenny? ] I'm used to sharing a tent with three grown men. [ Pauses for just a split second; that sounded a lot more perverted than it actually was, oiy... ] Trust me, the room is fine.

[ Goes back to chopping her veggies. Growing boys and girls of angst still need their veggies~ ] And no, no help necessary, but if you keep insisting...

Ooohhh? |DD We DO like cruel around here... zerosuitjill August 12 2010, 23:45:34 UTC

[Have a glance at that first part, Tenten--but she's not about to push much.] ...You must have your stories, huh?

[And then she waves in return] I don't want to mess up what you have going on. Only if you need me.

Warning: Possible child abuse; what's the policy on dying here? kunoichi_dragon August 13 2010, 00:19:49 UTC

[ Sees the look. Can't exactly NOT see the look. But smirks grins and proceeds. ] Stories like you wouldn't believe. Complete with battle wounds. Those guys liked to play rough. [ She might just be toying with you now.. ]

...Half these kids can be killed and heal it. XD But. "RL" in that it'd probably be permanent? zerosuitjill August 13 2010, 00:56:55 UTC

[Yeaaah, she figures you're screwin' with her now.] You seem like the kind of girl who could handle it. You handle our boys just fine.

["Our" is said with a reflexive sort of tension, but it doesn't show a second later; the table set, she moves on to the fridge, where she begins to make some iced tea.]

...Enter Miho. ♥ But fine, she will maim but not kill... kunoichi_dragon August 13 2010, 01:03:27 UTC

[ It's one of the perks of being 'Crazy Cousin Tenny.' Keeps you on your toes. ] Having an insane teacher with extreme worth ethics comes in handy with them from time to time.

[ And if the squirts aren't into the ice tea, there's at least a few bottles of V8 and Gatarade hiding in the back somewhere. ]

Ahaha XD Do feel free to stab up Haine. He'll be asking for it with that mouth. zerosuitjill August 13 2010, 20:29:06 UTC

Work ethics aren't so bad. However crazy he was, you've come out a hard worker either way. [Oh, Jill. You do not know Gai.]

Nanny Miho will stab as she sees fit + right now, first stab looks to be Sync's kunoichi_dragon August 14 2010, 01:11:55 UTC

[ Scoffs and gives a chuckle. ] You obviously don't know and have never met Maito Gai.

Ahahaha XD Haine certainly doesn't mind that, I'll have you know. zerosuitjill August 14 2010, 01:18:57 UTC

What is he, a workaholic or something?

Back to all threads