[Jill] Say you'll never die, you'll always haunt me

[zerosuitjill]

/!\WARNING/!\

/!\WARNING/!\
Jill finds it necessary to tell all you musebox dwellers to RUN FOR YOUR EFFING LIVES be on high alert, because Phase has done the unthinkable and invited the most dangerous person she could think of. Purposely because he's fully capable of fight scenes and kicking in your face IN said fight scenes. >| ...Not that he'll

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[hold_the_fon]

...Oh dear. Does this increase the likelihood that I'm going to be kidnapped again...?

[has a sneaking suspicion that it might...though since they're from different canons, perhaps he'll be under the bad guy's radar for once?]

[zerosuitjill]

...As long as you don't interest him science-wise, it shouldn't be an issue. [...That, and canon has proven-without-words that children aren't viable test subjects. :C]

[hold_the_fon]

...Ah...science-wise, huh...

[just gonna try to smile but really only succeed in looking even MORE uncomfortable, since...l-lol from someone like that's POV, what is he really except a living test subject?]

..../lol watches her make it worse

[zerosuitjill]

[She nods, but catches that discomfort, and... can only try to clarify.] He's a terrorist--a bioterrorist with crazy ideas of creating a new world. Right now, the only subjects he really needs are me and... those with the right kind of chemistry. And even out of those, he'd want adults. Don't worry.

ffffff YEAH, SHE TOTALLY DID |D

[hold_the_fon]

[...using a twisted sort of science...to create a new world...this all sounds...so familiar...;-;]

...I see.

[makes a much better attempt at smiling this time, though if she's the perceptive type, then she can probably tell that he's...still really not all that comforted]

AHAHA OOOOOOPS? |DDD

[zerosuitjill]

[Well, it's not ENTIRELY the same! He plans to kill most of the current population and let a smaller, new one lead the world into... ....oh, wait, it IS rather similar... |D;]

[She spent around three years working side-by-side with one of the most conniving, deceptive men ever and watching plenty of people fall for his act. She's quite perceptive by now.] ...You okay?

Oh yeah, you sound REAL sorry.

[hold_the_fon]

[His smile is placid, but still a bit shaky.]

I'm fine. And so long as...yes, I'm sure things will work out. We'll all just have to be more careful from now on. Thank you for the warning.

[...is thinking of Luke, too, because he's a replica as well. And so is Sync...and Sync might even...]

Hey, hey, it's not just MY muses that I contribute to tormenting. |D

[zerosuitjill]

[She hesitates, but doesn't push--she probably did just scare the poor kid. :<]

No problem. But hey--I'm not the only one here who knows what he is. You'll have several people watching out for him.

[PFFFF EXCELLA SAYS SYNC IS SO NOT WORTHY OF WORKING FOR ALBERT DON'T EVEN YOU LITTLE--]

lol True. And you know I wouldn't have it any other way. <3

[hold_the_fon]

[...Well, it's not so much himself that he's scared for...it's more what Wesker might be able to do with him that worries him. Though he is honestly worried for Luke's safety.]

Is that so? In that case, I suppose those of us who are more vulnerable will just have to be careful and put our trust in the rest of you.

[LMAO YOU'RE REALLY JUST MAKING SYNC-MUSE WANNA DO IT EVEN MORE NOW~ >DDDDD And LOL, wouldn't MADARA-muse be annoyed over someone else managing to pick up his prospective recruit so easily when he himself failed to do so? |D]

<3

[zerosuitjill]

We'll do everything we can. If you ever need us, don't hesitate to ask.

[FFFFFFFF Yeaaaah, Madara would be. QUITE DISPLEASED. But then he'd try to figure out how to rope Wesker into his plans. XD It'd ttly be a game of WHO'S GONNA BACKSTAB THE OTHER FIRST?]

[hold_the_fon]

Yes, of course. Thank you again, Ms. Valentine.

[...Ffff Sorry, but...from the sound of things, if any sort of backstabbing was attempted, Wesker would just. Kinda. Eat the other two. On toast. THE END. 8|]

[zerosuitjill]

Don't mention it. [Mostly because she still considers Wesker to be her responsibility of sorts, so she doesn't need to be thanked for something that should've been dealt with a long time ago.]

[...YEAAAAH, PRETTY MUCH. Unhelped by the fact that Wesker backstabs sooner than most. 8D HOWEVER DID YOU KNOW.]

[albert__wesker]

[I do enjoy a bit of toast in the morning.]

[hold_the_fon]

[Washed down with the tears of innocents?]

[albert__wesker]

[How did you know?]

[hold_the_fon]

[...Well, what else do supervillains drink from their skulls-of-infants tumbler sets?]