[Free for all] E~very February, you'll be my Valenti~ne

[its_game_time]

[Hope you all enjoyed recovering from injuries and/or humiliation and/or trauma your idle time since December. Yes?

Well, there's something of a treat this month. To celebrate the hard-to-ignore Valentine's Day, you'll find yourself suddenly and inexplicably in a very nice restaurant--you know the kind. Expensive. Foreign music. Covered tables and

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[bladedbeauty]

[ And her's Miho! Wondering where the hell her weapons went. Since I have a knack for putting my muses into awkward situations after completely disastrous situations. But while she's pouting internally at the idea of spending an evening even half a hour with someone, there's no mistaking that she's at least beautifully dressed for the occasion. The fact that it was done against her will... well, no one needs to know that... ]

...Preeeetty sure they've never met, rite...? /CONFUSED BY THE HP VERSE, ORZ

[swordsandaxesup]

[Well, considering he's missing his sword/axe and he's really not sure wtf to think, Yuri looks rather calm about this. Because he is.

He's been decked out in clothes he'd rather not be seen in considering how... knightly. They are. B| But whatever.]

Nice day. [It's said in a friendly manner, but with a look that says yeah, no, this isn't normal for him and he's assuming the same for her.]

Probs know of eachother in HP-verse, otherwise, no, never met~

[bladedbeauty]

[ ...And since they've never met before, he probably doesn't even know that Miho's a mute. and no, indeed, it certainly was not a nice day. Nothing about forcing company on someone sounded pleasant. So Yuri will just be getting a look that does well to convey sarcasm over the idea that, yeah, it certainly was a nice. ]

Good to know, good to know

[swordsandaxesup]

[Being an Official Deadpan Snarker, Yuri catches and interprets that look easily.] ...Not that it really matters in here, I guess. [Said as an afterthought as he glances around, noting the distinct lack of windows... and any other form of exit. 8\]

So--been here long?

HP-verse doesn't count NE ways; it was on my musebox not yours

[bladedbeauty]

[ A soft yet quick exhale easily breathes out to indicate that yes, she had been there for some time -- Well, if he can manage to interpret it. -- Not too long, but any amount of time spent waiting almost seemed like an eternity.

And no, don't even try to go for the door, she already tried that. And the kitchen. And everything else she could think of. We, mister, are stuck there pretty good. And Miho doesn't like it one bit. ]

Trufax. My kids just have an average of 2 or more timelines each and they all bleed together @_@

[swordsandaxesup]

Enthusiastic. [Sarcastic, yes, but not unkind. He's glancing around the place as he says it--and oh hey, that was just what he was about to ask.] I'm gonna take a wild guess and say chances are we can't just stroll out of here. [The mistletoe incident(s) proved the case of Divine Authority around here. He already has a guess of what's up.]

...as many AU games I've been in... ah, timelines @_@

[bladedbeauty]

[ Her lips press in a tight line and her brows furrow deeper to convey the answer of no. It could also double as a response to his sarcasm as well. Either way, Yuri's got his work cut out for him for the next half hour. Unless he's the sort that likes to hear himself talk like Sync or who likes to pretend people are listening to him again, like Sync.

In any case, it is about this time that the food mysteriously and magically appears, starting with the appetizers; something she could only guess to be artichoke leaves covered in some sort of sauce. Lovely. ]

/patpat. I feel your pain, sister.

[swordsandaxesup]

[Well, he does like to run his mouth on occasion, but usually in the form of talking smack in battle -- as it is, he doesn't mind if his date's the silent type. Less awkward and a lower chance of getting chewed out for something.

So he takes to the appetizers.] ...Not half-bad for a donation from our kidnappers. A little extravagant, but hey. I don't expect to get billed for it.

there's an au contest on a shino/tenten fanclub i'm in too... they tempt me so ;w;

[bladedbeauty]

[ He's in the same position she's in -- despite the fact that it seemed like a simple dinner, they were still kidnapped and imprisoned against their will -- or so it seemed. And that much was enough for her to not instantly considering him an enemy. And they were being treated fairly well if not without consent. All the same, you can't really blame her for being wary of the food, especially when it appears out of thin air. Still, hunger does a lot to lower your caution, even if just a little.

Eying the plate a moment longer, she reaches out a slender hand and takes up a leaf between her fingers to examine it a moment. There's nothing that seems to be out of the ordinary, and the smell at least is somewhat pleasant... ]

ahahaaaa. Temptation is SO EVIL. ...and yet so wonderful, sometimes.

[swordsandaxesup]

[He catches that hesitance.] For what it's worth, I doubt they'd set up something so complicated just to poison us. You'd think they could just as easily have teleported us to the bottom of an ocean or something.

[A bit of a meh shrug] Or you could just wait a few minutes to see if I drop dead on the spot, and then we'll know for sure.

that's what makes it SO EVIL... and TEMPTING. x__x

[bladedbeauty]

[ Well... he had a point there. And there was a minute shift of her brows as Miho tilted her head a bit at the thought as if she were considering the logic. Although, there's a not too subtle glance in his direction at the last bit. The Colonel had been rumored to do a lot more before killing off his targets. But then, what reason would this guy have thatwas worth hiring an assassin?

In the end, Miho waited three minutes in perfect silence before reaching for an artichoke leaf, munching on it without a second thought. ]

lol INDEED. Let me know if you give in. |D

[swordsandaxesup]

[He has to grin a bit at that, but then just returns to his meal, still more or less content with his luck. Any part of this could be worse, and going by experience, he's willing to bet others are in less ideal circumstances at this very second.

And then, blankly thoughtful after a stretch,] Of course, feeding us first could just be part of some kind of zealous ritual. Y'know. Preparing the sacrifices beforehand or something. [yeah he's kinda just trying to get a response now.]

if? lol, I already have. I just haven't finished yet. Deadline is June. 6w6;

[bladedbeauty]

[ Given her experience of just who or what *coughSynccough* were roaming around, she counts herself fortunate as well. Good luck ever seeing that sort of relief on her, though.

In fact, try as he might, Yuri won't be getting much of a from her other than a brief glance while Miho continued her meal. Old Town and Basin City was filled with a whole collection of moralless meat suits walking the streets. It would take a lot more than that to concern her. Although human sacrifice was a new one, at least... ]