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Deceased man upset about his Body Worlds exhibit pose
PHILADELPHIA, PA (Banana Press International)--Controversy at the Body World's exhibit is centering around the recently donated corpse of Sid Grossman who recently started lamenting his decision to donate his cadaver to the popular exhibit.
The exhibit, started by German anatomist named Gunther von Hagens, is a traveling exhibition of preserved human bodies and body parts which are prepared using a technique called plastination to reveal inner organs or structures and has traveled the world since the mid-90s.
"Christ! I told those guys that I wanted to be the basketball player or the corpse guy that was playing chess," bellowed an angry Grossman. "Instead they put me in this pansy ass archery pose! What the fuck!"
Spokespersons for the Body World's exhibit contend that all the corpses are happy in their respective poses and didn't want to trade cadaver poses with Grossman.
"That dude was just fucking annoying," said Jed Hopper, the chess-playing corpse. "He was the last to be added to the exhibit and right off the bat he starts bitching to the other cadavers! 'I wanna be the basketball guy....I wanna be the chess guy.....I don't want any pansy-ass poses' blah, blah bla-fuckitty blah!"
"These fuckbeaks have it in for me," said Grossman. "They're totally in cahoots with the exhibit people. As soon as they rolled my cadaver into the exhibit hall, I could hear the laughing and the smart ass snickering!....I still hear snickers!"
"That dude's a total ass," said Hopper. "I suggested they have him jacking off the equestrian horse, but they have kids going to this exhibit. That shit would have been funny though."