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From: Edith Bunker's Demonized Vomit Insurance
Date: Dec 8, 2007 3:56 PM
1) Where did you begin 2007?
Nereid
2) What was your status by Valentine's Day?
Lowered Radiation But Still Unsafe to Loan a Duck To
3) Were you in school (anytime this century)?
1965, helping the Fugs with their "Fuck the Pigs" tour (during algebra last month)
4) How did you earn your money?
recycling dixie cups
5) Did you have to go to the hospital?
i forgot
6) Did you have any encounters with the police?
"Late night eh?" "Nah, this is early for me."
7) Where did you go on vacation?
that elf island of Indonesia.
8) What did you purchase that was over $1000?
here is my list of things that are worth paying more than $1000 for:
house
record press
that's about it. what am i supposed to want, a yacht made of ipods?
9) Did you know anybody who got married?
there was some roadkill orbiting an unfinished scrabble game. i married that.
10) Did you know anybody who passed away?
I have yet to have anyone particularly close to my heart pass away, which is saying something since i'm pushing 40 (this only counts people I knew personally. If we toss that off, then duh, Charles Gocher...)
11) Where is number 11?!?
So innocuous it got the christians paranoid
12) Did you move anywhere?
i can't remember if that happened this year or last
14) What concerts / shows did you go to?
they don't have that kinda thang up hyarr in th' sticks, fred
15) Are you registered to vote?
all my vital statistics can be found at www.fuckthecia.cd
16) Who did you want to win Big Brother?
well the next president couldn't be WORSE... could he?? (dear universe: please don't answer that)
17) Where do you live now?
Mali
18) Describe your birthday.
i have Algol rising, motherfuckers! (oh sure, get all haughty now...)
19) What's one thing you thought you'd never do but did in 2007?
see Jenny M. again!!!
20) What has been your favorite moment?
hearing the kids laugh
21) What's something you learned about yourself?
i'm pretty sure there were a couple pretty major things but I don't remember what they were. i don't really carry "myself" around as a concept much anymore; it helps me not exist, and no, not in a depressing way.
22) Any new additions to your family?
pack of rabid chipmunks, giant man-eating salad, and Alex!
23) What was your best moth?
that crazy luna moth at Jen's!!
24) What music will you remember 2007 by?
oh i know....... that Mozambique 78. (no that's NOT a joke!)
25) Who was your best drinking buddy?
"pig liqqor, either one who licks pigs or liquor MADE from pigs!"
28) Favorite Night out?
sorry, not interested.
From: Edith Bunker's Demonized Vomit Insurance
Date: Dec 8, 2007 3:56 PM
1) Where did you begin 2007?
Nereid
2) What was your status by Valentine's Day?
Lowered Radiation But Still Unsafe to Loan a Duck To
3) Were you in school (anytime this century)?
1965, helping the Fugs with their "Fuck the Pigs" tour (during algebra last month)
4) How did you earn your money?
recycling dixie cups
5) Did you have to go to the hospital?
i forgot
6) Did you have any encounters with the police?
"Late night eh?" "Nah, this is early for me."
7) Where did you go on vacation?
that elf island of Indonesia.
8) What did you purchase that was over $1000?
here is my list of things that are worth paying more than $1000 for:
house
record press
that's about it. what am i supposed to want, a yacht made of ipods?
9) Did you know anybody who got married?
there was some roadkill orbiting an unfinished scrabble game. i married that.
10) Did you know anybody who passed away?
I have yet to have anyone particularly close to my heart pass away, which is saying something since i'm pushing 40 (this only counts people I knew personally. If we toss that off, then duh, Charles Gocher...)
11) Where is number 11?!?
So innocuous it got the christians paranoid
12) Did you move anywhere?
i can't remember if that happened this year or last
14) What concerts / shows did you go to?
they don't have that kinda thang up hyarr in th' sticks, fred
15) Are you registered to vote?
all my vital statistics can be found at www.fuckthecia.cd
16) Who did you want to win Big Brother?
well the next president couldn't be WORSE... could he?? (dear universe: please don't answer that)
17) Where do you live now?
Mali
18) Describe your birthday.
i have Algol rising, motherfuckers! (oh sure, get all haughty now...)
19) What's one thing you thought you'd never do but did in 2007?
see Jenny M. again!!!
20) What has been your favorite moment?
hearing the kids laugh
21) What's something you learned about yourself?
i'm pretty sure there were a couple pretty major things but I don't remember what they were. i don't really carry "myself" around as a concept much anymore; it helps me not exist, and no, not in a depressing way.
22) Any new additions to your family?
pack of rabid chipmunks, giant man-eating salad, and Alex!
23) What was your best moth?
that crazy luna moth at Jen's!!
24) What music will you remember 2007 by?
oh i know....... that Mozambique 78. (no that's NOT a joke!)
25) Who was your best drinking buddy?
"pig liqqor, either one who licks pigs or liquor MADE from pigs!"
28) Favorite Night out?
sorry, not interested.