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Jared/Jensen - hooker fic! rhythmsextion March 11 2011, 14:30:44 UTC
Jared and Jensen both work for the same high class escort service. They often share stories of their more weird and wild clientele in their downtime, but totally aren't at all falling for each other or anything. Of course not.

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Re: Jared/Jensen - hooker fic! shinywhimsy March 12 2011, 01:35:03 UTC
Oh. My. God. I need this prompt to be filled so bad I don't even know what to do with myself. Besides flailing a lot.

*flails a lot*

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Part one! poor_choices March 12 2011, 17:02:52 UTC
"Drinks?" Jared asks. Jensen glances up; he looks exhausted, freshly showered but worn out, and the press of his lips makes it clear that he's had a shitty night.

"Ferris Wheel should still be open," Jensen says, grabbing his coat. "You okay?"

Jared huffs. "Fine," he says. "Just, god, I knew I signed up for a party, right? It's not like they spring that on you. But it was all women, and they were all drunk, and they pretty much wanted to have an orgy. And they were all like, ooh, pile of women, this must be all your dreams come true, and I had to think about--" he coughs awkwardly. "You know, dick. Just to keep it up."

Jensen laughs. "Oh, poor baby, you had to have sex with tons of women."

"Just because you're bi doesn't mean everyone is," Jared teases, knocking his shoulder against Jensen's. "Seriously, I need to drink until I can't taste the pussy anymore."

"Sounds like a good plan," says Jensen, with a laugh. He holds the door open for Jared as they head out of the building. He pretends not to notice that Jared ( ... )

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Part two! poor_choices March 12 2011, 17:03:07 UTC
"That's like the third time this week," Jared says, taking a long drink of beer.

Jensen shrugs and stretches, purposefully letting his shirt ride up a little. He and Jared have been flirting practically since they met, and it seemed like a bad idea when Jensen just thought he wanted a quick screw. But it might go a little deeper than that for him, and he's pretty sure for Jared too.

"Guess something about me just makes guys want to hold me down and fuck me til I'm screaming," he says innocently.

Jared stares at him for so long Jensen's a little worried he's actually broken. Finally, he recovers enough to say, "Did you scream?"

Jensen smirks. "Yeah, but I didn't mean it. I am a professional ( ... )

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Re: Part two! somer March 12 2011, 17:15:04 UTC
Ah, jesus. A month into working together, they'd been sent together for a private show, and Jared had fucked Jensen in front of twenty catcalling guys. You can´t just put such an image in my head *sighs dreamily*

Hot little fic!! :)

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Re: Part two! sienata March 13 2011, 06:06:04 UTC
seriously!! what is she thinking???

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Re: Part two! deadflowers5 March 19 2011, 11:47:12 UTC
Yeah, this mental image is... I had to read it again, and again, and...

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Re: Part two! velvetsun March 12 2011, 17:19:57 UTC

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Re: Part two! transfixeddream March 12 2011, 17:27:40 UTC
I love how you can make me all schmoopy hearts-eyed over hooker fic. That's really all I have to say about this. :>

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Re: Part two! the_rant_girl March 12 2011, 17:45:26 UTC
*giggles* oh my god, that was perfect, and totally made me smirk, and Jensen making stuff up to make Jared squirm, hehe love it!

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Re: Part two! werty30 March 12 2011, 19:45:16 UTC
That`s so adorable and hot.

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Re: Part two! mistyzeo March 12 2011, 20:49:33 UTC
hnngg. talking about sex is practically hotter than actual sex. guh.

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Re: Part two! aythia March 12 2011, 22:03:09 UTC
Unf. I want to hear Jensen beg for Jared...

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Re: Part two! metaallu March 12 2011, 22:17:14 UTC
THIS. WAS. AMAZING. <3
(I honestly just read it because you wrote it ngl xD)

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Re: Part two! rhythmsextion March 12 2011, 23:52:20 UTC
Oooh, yes!! I LIKE! Especially their bit of backstory and the delicious banter. And "You taste like pussy," made me guffaw. OH BOYS.

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Re: Part two! wildrosesings March 13 2011, 01:28:31 UTC
Oh my goodness! So sweet and so hot. Seriously, how can they be that bashful?? (Man, I would have liked to see that private show).

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