Pick My Brain

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Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal headcanon.

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[caiusmajor]

Fixer!

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1. Zemo once hired Fixer to find out if his wife Heike had really died in prison or not. Fixer found her alive, but they were ambushed by ninjas and he used her as a human shield. He buried the body and then solemnly told Zemo that Heike had died years ago in prison, after all.
2. He had matching outfits made for him and Zemo. Just in case, y'know, they ever get to wear them.
3. He loves Real People Fic (which in the Marvel U, is about superheroes) and is on all the mailing lists and lj comms. He showed some to Zemo one time, but Zemo just sputtered, "I would never be on the bottom!" and stalked off angrily.

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1. When they were in HYDRA together, he and Fixer put bets on whether Andrea and Andreas were brother and sister, or husband and wife. No one was sure.
2. The matching outfits were FIXER's idea, damnit.
3. His favorite pick-up line is "Hey baby, do you have some Homo Superior in you? No? Do you want some?"

[swordslady]

Ronan the Accuser

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1. He doesn't care for Earth at all, is peeved that he's had to spend so much time there, and he thinks it's disgusting that Mar-Vell left so many illegitimate offspring littered across that godforsaken planet.
2. Ronan also doesn't care for Skrulls (but that's just genetic memory), but while he doesn't like Super-Skrull, he has some form of respect for the man.
3. Ever since that time Gamora punched him hard enough to shatter part of the planet's continental plate, Ronan's had a major thing for her.