Jon Moxley/Dean Ambrose Promo Extravaganza, Part II
Dean Ambrose Productions presents a Jon Moxley film... written, directed by, and starring Jon Moxley as Himself, in his own words, guest-starring: Sami Callihan, Scotty Vortekz, Jimmy Jacobs, random dog, and many exciting others!
Date: 3/7/09
Comments: A stressed-out Moxley reminds us all not to take liberties with him or presume on any kind of friendship.
Quotable lines: "No one on this planet has the right to act like they know me, especially not a wash-up like you. So don't ever act like you know anything about me!"
Date: 4/30/09
Comments: A very physical Moxley goes on the defensive about Colt Cabana. His eye contact in this is beyond intense.
Quotable lines: None really.
Date: 6/4/09
Comments: It's impossible to pay attention to what Sami is saying while Jon is in the background a) fidgeting b) pulling down his pants and c) whacking Sami with his towel. What a dick (I love this man). Also, *~hands~*
Quotable lines: "There's only one way this is gonna end: us, coming out on top, in a very convincing fashion!"
Date: 10/31/2009
Comments: Classic entrance, and the visual of Moxley calmly addressing Aaron Williams while streaked with his own blood is second-to-none.
Quotable lines: "I am not a very well-liked individual, I know that's cool. But Aaron Williams, I like you. I like you because you do things the hard way. I mean, you really, really do things the hard way."
Date: From context appears to take place before the Team Chikara vs. Kamikaze showdown on 7/24/10
Comments: Great body language and vocabulary as Moxley taunts Jimmy Jacobs, Mike Quackenbush, and their whole crew.
Quotable lines: "I wanna see what you guys are really made of. I wanna find out if Hallowicked deserves to wear such a scary mask and have such a bitchin' name, I wanna find out if Jigsaw can really take a punch, I wanna know what Mike Quackenbush's blood smells like!"
Date: unknown, uploaded to YT 8/2/10
Comments: Moxley's character shines through in this strangely dreamy, shadows-and-reds lit promo, in which he pits himself against the biggest dog in the yard: Bryan Danielson.
Quotable lines: [Talking about his belts and money] "It doesn't mean dick to me, I don't want it. What I want... is BRYAN DANIELSON'S HEAD -- ON A STICK!"
Date: 9/26/10
Comments: Thigh. That is all. Thiiiiigh.
Quotable lines: [Pretending that John Cena offered him ten grand to break Bryan Danielson's arm] "Don't worry about it bro, I'll do it for free."
Date: Unknown, uploaded to YT 11/11/10, from context takes place before his match vs. Homicide on 11/20/10
Comments: Feels less like a promo than Jon speaking intimately to a friend about his past.
Quotable lines: "It's probably better that way, I probably woulda got killed. But I woulda got a few cracks in with a lead pipe before he shot me, I tell ya... and I woulda been fine with that, at least I woulda went out swinging."
Date: 11/20/10
Comments: Short but darkly funny promo on the aftermath of Moxley's match with Homicide at Evolve 6.
Quotable lines: "I feel great, I've hit like a threshold, I can't feel anything any more." [shoots self with staple gun] "OW! ... I can still feel."
Date: unknown, uploaded to YT 1/2/11
Comments: A+ for camera work, Jon's messy hair, and the tone and content. His unblinking stare into the camera and swaying side-to-side motions bring to mind a snakecharmer.
Quotable lines: "It's still just the beginning. It won't be long, I'm gonna change everything. 'Cause I am energy that cannot be created or destroyed, manufactured or copied. I don't have to dream. I'm gonna make a lot of things, a lot of frightening things, become stark reality."
Click to viewDate: 3/7/09
Comments: A stressed-out Moxley reminds us all not to take liberties with him or presume on any kind of friendship.
Quotable lines: "No one on this planet has the right to act like they know me, especially not a wash-up like you. So don't ever act like you know anything about me!"
Date: 4/30/09
Comments: A very physical Moxley goes on the defensive about Colt Cabana. His eye contact in this is beyond intense.
Quotable lines: None really.
Date: 6/4/09
Comments: It's impossible to pay attention to what Sami is saying while Jon is in the background a) fidgeting b) pulling down his pants and c) whacking Sami with his towel. What a dick (I love this man). Also, *~hands~*
Quotable lines: "There's only one way this is gonna end: us, coming out on top, in a very convincing fashion!"
Date: 10/31/2009
Comments: Classic entrance, and the visual of Moxley calmly addressing Aaron Williams while streaked with his own blood is second-to-none.
Quotable lines: "I am not a very well-liked individual, I know that's cool. But Aaron Williams, I like you. I like you because you do things the hard way. I mean, you really, really do things the hard way."
Date: From context appears to take place before the Team Chikara vs. Kamikaze showdown on 7/24/10
Comments: Great body language and vocabulary as Moxley taunts Jimmy Jacobs, Mike Quackenbush, and their whole crew.
Quotable lines: "I wanna see what you guys are really made of. I wanna find out if Hallowicked deserves to wear such a scary mask and have such a bitchin' name, I wanna find out if Jigsaw can really take a punch, I wanna know what Mike Quackenbush's blood smells like!"
Date: unknown, uploaded to YT 8/2/10
Comments: Moxley's character shines through in this strangely dreamy, shadows-and-reds lit promo, in which he pits himself against the biggest dog in the yard: Bryan Danielson.
Quotable lines: [Talking about his belts and money] "It doesn't mean dick to me, I don't want it. What I want... is BRYAN DANIELSON'S HEAD -- ON A STICK!"
Date: 9/26/10
Comments: Thigh. That is all. Thiiiiigh.
Quotable lines: [Pretending that John Cena offered him ten grand to break Bryan Danielson's arm] "Don't worry about it bro, I'll do it for free."
Date: Unknown, uploaded to YT 11/11/10, from context takes place before his match vs. Homicide on 11/20/10
Comments: Feels less like a promo than Jon speaking intimately to a friend about his past.
Quotable lines: "It's probably better that way, I probably woulda got killed. But I woulda got a few cracks in with a lead pipe before he shot me, I tell ya... and I woulda been fine with that, at least I woulda went out swinging."
Date: 11/20/10
Comments: Short but darkly funny promo on the aftermath of Moxley's match with Homicide at Evolve 6.
Quotable lines: "I feel great, I've hit like a threshold, I can't feel anything any more." [shoots self with staple gun] "OW! ... I can still feel."
Date: unknown, uploaded to YT 1/2/11
Comments: A+ for camera work, Jon's messy hair, and the tone and content. His unblinking stare into the camera and swaying side-to-side motions bring to mind a snakecharmer.
Quotable lines: "It's still just the beginning. It won't be long, I'm gonna change everything. 'Cause I am energy that cannot be created or destroyed, manufactured or copied. I don't have to dream. I'm gonna make a lot of things, a lot of frightening things, become stark reality."