Poor Sharper Image
With great regret, I must report to you (who have not been paying attention like me) that the Sharper Image Ionic Breeze is a sham. http://www.quackwatch.org/14Legal/ionicbreeze.html
Perhaps you like myself look forward to the trips to the mall so you can sit in one of those lovejoy massage chairs and say you don't need any help from the drones that orbit The Shaper Image. The ambiance is clearly added to by the smell of Ozone from the hundreds of $2/3/400 ionic breezes that litter the store, as well as the full spectrum florescent light hovering over you. Sometimes you just have to get over that wonderful infomercial, no matter how optimistic you are.
I really hope Chef Tony's knives are as good as he says or I will be crushed.
Here are some more of those pesky infomercial to-good-to-be-truisms.
http://www.infomercialwatch.org/general/infolist.shtml
Perhaps you like myself look forward to the trips to the mall so you can sit in one of those lovejoy massage chairs and say you don't need any help from the drones that orbit The Shaper Image. The ambiance is clearly added to by the smell of Ozone from the hundreds of $2/3/400 ionic breezes that litter the store, as well as the full spectrum florescent light hovering over you. Sometimes you just have to get over that wonderful infomercial, no matter how optimistic you are.
I really hope Chef Tony's knives are as good as he says or I will be crushed.
Here are some more of those pesky infomercial to-good-to-be-truisms.
http://www.infomercialwatch.org/general/infolist.shtml