Has anyone seen me?

[zouichi]

It seems that I'm among the recently displaced. If anyone knows anything about the recent whereabouts of my body, please let me know. It is approximately 5'10", mid-twenties, with dark eyes and hair cut at a little long. Its last location was the Susono Inn. I am attaching a photo for reference

Comments

[smug_silence]

You are in someone else's body.

[zouichi]

Yes. It's... disconcerting.

[smug_silence]

I actually find it comforting to know that I am neither crazy nor experiencing hallucinations.

But it is disconcerting, yes.

[zouichi]

Who are you stuck with?

[CUTTIN' RIGHT TO THE CHASE]

[smug_silence]

Wheatley is in my head and he will not be quiet and I do not know how much longer I can take it.

[zouichi]

......... I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?

Perhaps some chloroform.

[smug_silence]

Do you know how to contact GLaDOS?

[zouichi]

I'm afraid not. Why?

[smug_silence]

She knows what it's like.

[zouichi]

[Suddenly, unbidden, it's like... Zouichi feels some sort of weird sympathy for GLaDOS. He doesn't know how to deal with this emotion. It confuses him.]

Maybe you can use the comms to talk to her?

[smug_silence]

[Welcome to a Girl and Her Homicidal Femmebot: A Soap Opera in Aperture Science.]

Yes, that is what I planned to do. He is not going to be happy about it but I think I do not think I actually care.

[zouichi]

Well, it might be a little while before this is resolved. Are you feeling all right otherwise?

[smug_silence]

He never stops talking.

Ever.

[zouichi]

Perhaps... a sedative...

[smug_silence]

Are they available in the Medbay?

[zouichi]

I believe so, yes.