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Jan 21, 2011 23:53

We sometimes think We are inconveniencing Our crewmates.

We don't mean to, of course, as it would be a very unprincely thing to do, but We have found it is difficult for Our crewmates to hear Us speak. We have a small voice, We realize, and it is not always convenient to carry Our paper around with enough crayons for Us to properly get Our meaning across. We are also terrible at charades. We received this feedback at Our cousin Shikao's birthday party last year. We did not know it was so difficult to portray a cowbear.

We know that convenience is extremely important! It is the reason why there are so many Things on Earth, after all, Things such as wheels or pens or pockets or trucks or yogurt that comes in the crinkly tubes.

So We are curious if someone could help Us be more Convenient. We think if We had a machine with bigger letters that it would help others understand Us better.

And also in the interest of being Convenient, We would like to offer Our assistance in any way We can help you! We are very good at many things and We will volunteer for anything you need! We are not very large, but We are quite strong and it is appropriate for a prince to be of use to Their subjects. We are preparing a resume, in fact.

We also are considering serving snacks.

- The Prince ♥

prince of all cosmos

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