Excuse Us!
We feel like We should do something to help everyone feel happier after what happened. We considered paper cranes, but as We understand it paper is in short supply and there must be 1,000 of them to ensure maximum happiness output, though at least 900 will do on short notice. We also considered rolling up more flowers... We are quite fond of flowers, but last time We did that We had to go all the way to the place that looks like the outdoors, and We were nearly eaten by several animals.
So We thought about coffee, and coffee lead to thinking about tea, and tea lead to thinking about pandas, and pandas lead Us to thinking about cake. The most joyous of foods, in Our opinion! There is never an unhappy occasion for cake. Pie is also acceptable. Not at all depressing like our usual food is. With no offense meant to the chef. Though it is very depressing.
So We are curious-- is there somewhere We could cook? We promise We will clean up after We're done, but We do need someone to turn the stove on for Us.
- The Prince of All Cosmos
So We thought about coffee, and coffee lead to thinking about tea, and tea lead to thinking about pandas, and pandas lead Us to thinking about cake. The most joyous of foods, in Our opinion! There is never an unhappy occasion for cake. Pie is also acceptable. Not at all depressing like our usual food is. With no offense meant to the chef. Though it is very depressing.
So We are curious-- is there somewhere We could cook? We promise We will clean up after We're done, but We do need someone to turn the stove on for Us.
- The Prince of All Cosmos