A Most Formal Apology

Aug 13, 2010 19:18

Greetings and hello, it's Us again, the Prince of All Cosmos.

We must apologize for any trouble We caused while trying to restore the worlds down in the City area. We had assumed that nobody would be using the things We found, but We turned out to be mistaken. We did get some good sized katamaris though!

Sadly, We also forgot that We don't have the power to restore the worlds on Our own quite yet. We tried. We tried for several hours but We got a headache and Our fingers started to hurt. Then We fell asleep. We will have to wait for Our father to fix things at this rate!

Right now We would need to make a katamari so big it was actually planet-sized... and then humans would have to live on the things stuck to it. We assume that is not a good fix.

We are very, very sorry for the mistake, and We promise to work extra hard so that We can restore your worlds as soon as possible!

In the meantime, We hope you will let Us know if We can help you with ANYTHING!! We have made Ourself a place to live in what We have learned is called a "junkyard" in the city. It is very full of things. Let Us know if you need Our help.

We would be very happy to meet you all! We are always at the beck and call of Our loyal subjects!

~ The Prince of All Cosmos

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