Multiverse's Next Top Model: And You're Gone

Dec 01, 2011 12:34

The television in La Casa Smize lights up.

Tyrantmail,

Now, you will meet with the judges. Two will continue on to become the Multiverse's Next Top Model.

Fiercely in Love,
TyrantThe remaining contestants are ushered into the judging room, where the judges sit on their thrones made of sequins and houndstooth. Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel ( Read more... )

clef, cedric diggory, soren, !status: closed, angie spica, ruffnut thorston, rachel berenson, sabrina, !location: planetside, sirius black

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SOREN AND CEDRIC meat_mooks December 1 2011, 20:45:44 UTC
Re: SOREN AND CEDRIC facepunching December 1 2011, 20:54:12 UTC
If Soren lost, he'd know exactly who to blame: Cedric, with his giant, gawky elbows and awkward poses. You'd think Cedric had never been dressed in a flesh-colored skinsuit and stuffed into a claw machine before. Pitiful.

He waited for the verdict with an expression of cool detachment.

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notaduffer December 1 2011, 22:29:27 UTC
Cedric looked...somewhat aloof. Definitely grumpy. That had been awkward, painful, and painfully awkward. Why had he had to suffer with such an insufferable person?

But maybe he'd snuck in a good shot or two anyway. There was always hope.

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meat_mooks December 7 2011, 02:43:56 UTC
"You don't look like you're enjoying yourselves," Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel says with a yawn, torpedoing all Soren's chances of being the Multiverse's next...top...model. "In fact, you look a bit cramped."

"Looking cramped was part of the point!" Jay protests, but weakly. Even he can tell that neither model looks comfortable enough in the vending machine to bring the fierceness. Bring the pain, maybe - Soren's expression in the photo is one of I will murder you and your family - but it isn't very high-fashion.

"I'm disappointed in both of you," Tyrant says. "Soren, you started off so strong you brought back memories of my own troubled youth. And Cedric, your bone structure is something I'd like to chop up and sell on the black market as a cure for baby fat. But this..."

She waves a hand at the picture. "This is disappointing."

She gives Talleyho a prod, as he's fallen asleep again. He gives a grunt that sums up the picture in one word: 'beh'.

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facepunching December 9 2011, 20:53:11 UTC
Not enjoying himself?! Of course Soren hadn't been enjoying himself!

In fact, Soren's expression now mirrored the one in his picture with incredible verisimilitude. He'd sabotaged Stephen's goggles and Punchy's heels. And yet somehow, he STILL hadn't become the Multiverse's

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SOMEONE WAS GOING TO PAY FOR THIS.

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