In Which the Overlord is Flat On His Face

Nov 14, 2011 12:49

It's going to be one of those days ( Read more... )

lash, hawke, kaya, !location: mess hall, !status: open, lord zetta

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nokosi November 16 2011, 07:28:36 UTC
Oh hey, there's a book just laying in the hallway. Well he was getting pretty good at that whole 'reading' thing, so what better time than now to crack open a book?

Nokosi plopped down on the floor, crossed his legs and reached for the tome. The size and color looked incredibly familiar already, but once he felt the weight of the book in his hands, he knew why that was.

It was his fellow Overlord pal, Zetta!

The elf quickly flipped the book to its front to give his good, old friend a cheery greeting.

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i_am_the_bafo November 16 2011, 15:05:57 UTC
Good luck with that! Because the face on the front was motionless. Not asleep, but downright inanimate.

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nokosi November 16 2011, 17:22:17 UTC
A small frown curved on his lips. This would not do.

"Friend?" he called out, holding the book to his face.

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i_am_the_bafo November 16 2011, 23:42:28 UTC
Nnnope. That wouldn't be nearly enough to get a response, it seemed.

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nokosi November 17 2011, 00:09:45 UTC
Huh. Maybe it required some sort of activation like other magical items, did.

Nokosi sat the Overlord in his lap and performed a series of tests that included, poking, prodding and buffing whatever that shiny gem on the cover was, speaking ridiculous phrases (which all of them included the words 'badass' and 'freaking') and forcefully trying to pry open the eyes and mouth on the cover with his fingers.

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i_am_the_bafo November 17 2011, 19:44:43 UTC
Nothing, nothing, FINGER IN THE EYE OWWWWW! The books' eyes snapped open.

"ZETTA BEAM!"

But between the poke and the general fact that he was in fact looking up at the ceiling, all the blast of light did was scorch a patch directly above him.

"What the hell?!" the book said, flopping valiantly.

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nokosi November 18 2011, 21:40:25 UTC
He raised his head to follow the beam of light and laughed at the blackened spot on the ceiling.

"Oh wow, that is just fantastic! Like what I imagine a Naaru firework would look like." The elf leaned forward and eyed the hopping book curiously. "You are well, then? Good! This is a terrible spot to sleep, though. You should try beneath the tables in the mess hall if you are that tired."

Wait. Did books sleep?

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i_am_the_bafo November 18 2011, 22:11:27 UTC
"I'm not sleeping!" the Overlord roared. "I'm being assaulted! What the hell do you think you're even doing?!"

Apparently he had no knowledge or awareness of his circumstances.

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nokosi November 20 2011, 21:31:48 UTC
"Oh. Then you must have been meditating. I did not realize that demon-tomes meditated." He ignored that whole 'being assaulted' bit. Obviously Zetta was over-reacting.

"It is a good thing you woke up, though! I thought for a moment that I would have to bestow you with a kiss to awaken you, as is often written in the story books." He paused. That only worked with Princes, though. "I am not a prince but I have met one."

Nokosi shrugged. "Close enough."

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i_am_the_bafo November 21 2011, 15:16:17 UTC
"Yeah. It's a good thing I did wake up. Murdering you would have probably done me absolutely no favors in the long run," Zetta said with a curious kind of calm. "Someone probably would have gotten pissed off."

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nokosi November 22 2011, 20:37:55 UTC
"Not as many as you would think," he sniffed. "Besides, you should be glad that you are no longer in the halls with no way to get around. What if the wrong person had happened upon you? It would be unfortunate."

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i_am_the_bafo November 22 2011, 23:07:19 UTC
"The wrong person? What are you talking about." Zetta drew himself up to his full height proudly, the book's cover slightly curved as if he were puffing out his chest. "There's no one on this ship I fear."

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