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Shop smart: shop S-Mart! [open]

Nov 11, 2011 14:14

Click click click click."There." Ash was rather proud of his menial little accomplishment as he stood with one metal hand on his hip and the other clutching a price labler gun, surveying his store ( Read more... )

lash, !location: sensoriums, howard bassem, ashley j. williams, !status: open, pinkie pie, kang

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mylittlelolny November 12 2011, 01:27:19 UTC

If Ash stopped to check the magazine rack, he'd see every periodical was now the latest issue of Pony Party Monthly. If he looked up, he'd see colorful streamers dangling from the ceiling. The banners now read "HAPPY BIRTHDAY", "CONGRATULATIONS", "FELIZ NAVIDAD" and other excited greetings.

As for the deadite customers? They were all wearing colorful party hats.

Pinkie Pie had arrived.

hates_deadites November 12 2011, 20:18:14 UTC

Ash did indeed stop to check the magazine rack, as he so often did when he wanted to look like he was being busy. You know, reading those important articles and totally not just looking at the pictures of the scantily clad ponies of Swimsuit Illustrated.

Wait wait... ponies? Maybe it was MAD magazine in disguise and... no, upon closer inspection all the magazines were pony themed. You're loosing your marbles, Ash. He swiftly stalked out of that aisle in search of something to do and clear his head. Lo and behold, the next aisle was the party aisle. It seemed to stretch on infinitely long. That wasn't right.

He darted for the next aisle. That was... the party aisle too? His head had become a dark and twisted place, sure, but was extra kinds of bizarre.

It was around then he noticed the banners, streamers, and stray deadite customers that had infiltrated the paranoid recesses of his mind but they were just standing around minding their own business.

In colorful party hats.

"Somethin's not right here..."

mylittlelolny November 15 2011, 22:44:45 UTC

"Ohmygosh, ohmygosh! A party store!!" Pinkie gasped with delight as she skipped from one aisle to the next. "All the supplies I'll ever need to throw the greatest parties EVER! It's like a dream come true!"

Her squealing grew louder and more high-pitched as she neared Ash, who, as far as she could tell, was the only worker in the store at the moment. "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I can find party poppers?"

Before giving him a chance to answer, she turned to a nearby deadite. "Ooh! I LOVE your hat!"

hates_deadites November 18 2011, 18:20:37 UTC

Oh no. It was that crazy talking pink pony he saw when he first woke up. Why of all places was she here?

He stared. "Down the..." He was about to point her to the party aisle, but seeing as how they were all the party aisle, he stopped himself. Especially now noticing the party-prepped deadite.

"Hey! Get away from that thing!" Ash less-than-gently shoved Pinkie away. The deadite looked sad and felt a deep sadness inside his dead little heart.

Then Ash punched it in the face. It hit the floor and the party hat went flying. "I don't care how crazy you are, you stay away from those deadites. You got that?!"

mylittlelolny November 20 2011, 22:56:01 UTC

Pinkie stared in disbelief as Ash hauled off and punched the deadite. Did he just that poor customer in the face for no reason? But...that would mean... no! Surely there was a reasonable explanation for that! And Pinkie had a feeling she knew exactly what it was. She stomped up to Ash and looked him square in the eye. Or as close as she could considering he was very tall and she was a pony.

"Hey, mister! What do you think you're doing, boxing without boxing gloves on? That's against the rules! Don't you know somepony might get hurt?"

Meanwhile, the deadite sprawled out on the floor was wearing bright red boxing gloves all of a sudden.

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