Packages from home (Kind of) [Open: Warning for language]

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Scout had been rather secretive after the mission, ditching the second meet and greet (who cared about those jerks anyway) to head straight to the crew lounge. It was empty, which was actually great for him. After all, he wanted a bit of quality alone time with some of the "souvenirs" he brought back from that Earth

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[dummkopf_fest]

Medic had been trying to find his way around the ship and mostly succeeded in either getting himself lost or going in frustrating circles. An odd (and disgusting) scent filled his nostrils as he neared the lounge. He peered in the doorway and nearly fell down from the surprise of not only seeing an enemy, but the Scout.

"...Herr Scout," came his voice, dripping with malice.

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Scout wasn't the sharpest tool in the box most of the time. With the plantsuits, it ain't exactly easy to tell this Medic from his Medic. It didn't help that Scout attributed any ill will to the Medic not being the most pleasant guy on the team.

"Yo Doc," he shot back. His cockiness implied that even if it was a BLU, he ain't afraid of no doctor. What's he gonna do to him? Scout thinks he's untouchable.

[dummkopf_fest]

To be fair, Scout was obnoxious no matter what team he was on and Medic would admit to have a short temper. He shifted where he stood, a vicious smirk on his face.

"Und here I zhought zhat ze var vould not follow me."

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"Follow you?" Is Medic jokin' or somethin'? "You say that like I wanna be on this God damn ship."

[dummkopf_fest]

"By 'follow me', I meant zhat you are here at all. I never said anyzing about 'vanting' to be here."

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"You're a little backwards there. I was here first."

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Medic looked more irritated than usual.

"Und zomehow, I do not care."

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Scout looked just as obnoxious as ever.

"And that ain't my problem, Doc."

[dummkopf_fest]

It took everything in Medic's willpower to not just tackle Scout and strangle him.

"Regardless, I vas not expecting to see a RED here."

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Scout took comfort in the fact that he was protect by his speed. That, and well, the fact that Stacy handed out violations to violent crew members.

"Far as I can tell, Stace likes us REDs better, there's at two of us and one of you," Scout and Grif were still convinced they were both members in different branches of some crazy RED army. And Scout was still jealous that Grif's branch got armor.

[dummkopf_fest]

Medic could handle the backlash from choking Scout; it would be so worth it in his mind. He raised an eyebrow at the mention there were two.

"...Who else?"

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"Like I'd tell you," Scout snorked.

[dummkopf_fest]

Despite his mountain frustration, some common sense came from the German.

"You know...ve are not being paid here. Continuing to fight a var vould be pointless."

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Scout thought about this for a moment. Yeah, they didn't need to fight. That sounded like a pretty sweet deal! Scout actually looked like he was gonna agree with the Medic for a moment until, well, it dawned on him that he was about to agree with a BLU.

"Nuh-uh. You think I'm stupid or somethin'? I ain't fallin' for that, the moment I turn around you're after me again. No deal."

Oh yes, Scout thought he was simply brilliant for spotting this "obvious trap" Medic was setting up.

[dummkopf_fest]

Medic looked like he was about to burst a blood vessel at that response.

"Ach...Do I look like I am armed at zhe moment, dummkopf?! Ja, I am going to kill you vith nozing!"

[bonk_you_up]

Scout may not have been bright, but he knew (well, at least he though he knew) one thing: "Never trust a BLU."