Vilgax Attacks

[meat_mooks]

It started with a faint tremor

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[meat_mooks]

CRACK! Allenby's attack hit and there was a loud sickening sound. "Uh oh," said Vulkanus as his battle armor literally exploded in a blaze of glory!

And from it, a tiny little diaper-wearing form that Allenby would realize was his HEAD popped from it, rolling to her feet.



"Damnit woman! Do you know how long it takes to build that thing?!"

[nobel_berserker]

Allenby stared down at the thing as it rolled towards her, utterly dumbstruck. This. This was the guy in that battle armor?

Boy, he was an ugly little cuss.

But when he spoke, she found her voice again real quick. "You gotta be kiddin' me."

[meat_mooks]

"Hey, don't look down on me! I'm one badass guy!" protested Vulkanus, folding his arms.

"Damnit this always happens!"

[nobel_berserker]

"How am I supposed to not do that? You ain't even half a meter tall." Allenby smirked and reached out a foot to prod the little guy. "So if this always happens, you ever think you oughta try somethin' different?"

[meat_mooks]

"FFFF It's not like I'm not grabbing stuff for fun! I've got a profit margin to turn and maintaining the suit takes time!" snapped Vulkanus.

[nobel_berserker]

"Aww, poor baby." Allenby gave him a mock-thoughtful look. "In fact, you do look like a baby. Please tell me that isn't really a diaper you're wearing."

While she was talking she crouched down and made a swift grab for him, aiming to haul him up by the head. She wasn't about to let him scuttle off into some air vent or something.

[meat_mooks]

"Hey let go!" Vulkanus flailed ineffectually. He was caught, no doubt about it.

[nobel_berserker]

"Sure, I'll let ya go. Once we get to the brig." Allenby was probably enjoying this way more than was strictly necessary, but she didn't care. She figured she'd done a pretty good day's work, here.

[meat_mooks]

"Damnit. At least I didn't lose to Tennyson..." grumbled Vulkanus as he was hauled away.

[MISSION COMPLETE]