Girls just want to stab someone in the face repeatedly

[downloadtruth]

There was a newcomer on board the meatship. She'd been grabbed by GLaDOS right after she'd popped out of a pod, gotten dressed, and grabbed her belongings. Now that she'd been spat out, she was pissed off. Well, more pissed off than usual.

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[changelingdude]

Beastboy was on another one of his random wanderings. Hopefully today's trip would send him somewhere new and interesting. The movie night had gone off really well and he was busy thinking of new ways to help get the Outsiders more familiar with one another.

He was doing so as a cat at the moment padding through the halls, proud and confident as any cat would be.

[downloadtruth]

Wait- a green cat? "The shit is that?" Big Zero walked over to the "cat". "Here, kitty, kitty." Far from encouraging, that voice sounded creepy. Like she wanted to slice him up and see what was inside, which, incidentally...

[changelingdude]

Beastboy blinked as he felt a shiver pass through his entire body. His fur started to fluff up as instinct warned him that that tone of voice did not mean he was going to be pet and shown affection.

Eyes went wide as he settled his gaze on the girl and began to back away slowly thinking to himself.

Err...that's OK Lady I think I'll pass...

[downloadtruth]

Big Zero kept moving closer. "Come on, kitty. I'm not going to hurt you-" She grinned. "Much."

[changelingdude]

Much?!

Did she say much? With animal cruelty in his immediate future perhaps it was time to take a more defensive stance.

Fur shifted from fluffy to sleek, body growing, muscles surging through the pelt until a powerful Green Tiger loomed before her growling dangerously, his claws gently tapping the floor as they came out.

[downloadtruth]

Huh. Interesting. "What is it with this place and big animals?" She didn't back up but she didn't advance either, instead taking the time to size up the situation.

[changelingdude]

The Tiger held his ground for a moment longer before shifting back into his natural form as a skinny pointy eared boy.

"It's kind of like Noah's Arc you know? Gotta get as many big animals on board as possible, and I'm like a one man zoo."

That's it Beastboy, engage the dangerous sounding woman, that's a great plan.

[downloadtruth]

Oh for- "Great, another talking animal. So what, you're a shape shifter? Can you do any forms that aren't ugly as fuck?"

[changelingdude]

Beastboy winced, "Hey come on watch the language. We're not on late night T.V yet." He joked weakly, "And yeah I can do just about any animal I think of, then again if you're not an animal lover I'm thinking it won't matter."

[downloadtruth]

"Unlike your mom, I'm not into bestiality." Yeah, she was on a roll today.

[changelingdude]

Oooo zing! That one made him angry, but he just bit down and tried to keep her going. If there was one thing Beastboy was great at it was annoying people.

"Yeah like I've never heard that one before. What's your problem anyway?"

[downloadtruth]

"My problem is you're the billionth talking animal thing I've run into today and you're all ugly as fuck."

[changelingdude]

"Yeah well..." He was quickly running out of "Clever" retorts, "You ain't exactly a catch yourself lady."

Ooo good one Beastboy...not.

[downloadtruth]

"Yeah, I know I'm just not as attractive as a horse." She said wryly. "You're a perfect example of that Oedipus complex. Or whatever it's called."

[changelingdude]

Beastboy didn't know what an Oedipus complex was...so he did the next best thing to annoy her by turning into an Octopus and looking at her questioningly.

[downloadtruth]

"Ugh. You want to have tentacle sex with Stacy you do it in private." Big Zero snapped.