This Makes Only Minimal Sense

[tranquildream]

If I were...

a month I would be: April
a day of the week I would be: Thursday
a time of day I would be: Midnight
a planet I would be: Saturn
a sea animal I would be: Great White
a direction I would be: Forward
a piece of furniture I would be: Bed, lol
a sin I would be: Lust
a historical figure I would be: Shakespeare
a liquid I would be: Sprite
a tree I would be: Oak
a flower/plant I would be: ...
a kind of weather I would be: Drizzle
a musical instrument I would be: Sax
an animal I would be: Raccoon
a color I would be: Blue, Black
a fruit I would be: Plum
a sound I would be: "Boo".. or, explosive laughter
an element I would be: Fire
a car I would be: Benz, haha
a song I would be: "Eden" by Hooverphonic
a movie I would be directed by: Charlie Kaufman
a book I would be written by: Mark Doty, or Stephen Dunn, without the lameness in the latter and without the homosexuality in the former
a food I would be: Pretzel. JUST KIDDING. idk
a place I would be: Japan, or Maryland- strange, I know
a material I would be: Rubber. Condom rubber, that is
a taste I would be: Sweet and sour
a scent I would be: Old Spice
a word I would be: "Convoluted".. or, of course, "Elusive"
an object I would be: A Poem
a body part I would be: Hands
a facial expression I would be: Confusion
a cartoon character I would be: Wolverine
a shape I would be a: Dodecahedron
a number I would be: X.. the mathematical variable
a bird I would be: Raven
a holy day I would be: Easter, symbolic of resurrection