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[tranches]

[ A rather considered goth-lolita is staring into the screen. ]

Panty? Panty? Where the hell are you? Where the fuck am I?

I went inside the market and they told me they haven't see you. Fucking answer me! Panty? Panty...?

[ Giving up on calling out for her sister, Stocking sighed a bit. ]

Who else is here? What's going on? How come I can't

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[libertyfuckyeah]

...You need panties? Uhhhhh, I've got some boxers if you're in really desperate straits...

[tranches]

I'm not looking for Panties. I'm looking for my sister Panty.

Her full name is Anarchy Panty.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Your sister is named Anarchy Panty?

Is that like, a rockstar name or something?

[tranches]

I guess it is? I don't fucking know.

I mean we are popular in Japan and what not, but...that's her real name.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Ohhhh Japan. That explains it. ...No, not really, but I'm gonna pretend it does. Maybe he'll be able to explain it himself! Or... her, or whichever Japan you talk to first.

[tranches]

[ .........Stocking stares at you for a bit before deciding it's white boy talk. ]

What? What the fuck are you talking about dog fucker?

[libertyfuckyeah]

Dog fucker huh. [ so confused ]

There's two Japans here! The countries! One's a girl and one's a boy.

[tranches]

Yeah your a fucking animal humper, dumbshit!

Japans? What the fuck? Japan isn't a person, it's a country.

[libertyfuckyeah]

I don't think Tatsumi counts as an animal! He's not a real werewolf, after all.

Yep! Person-countries.

[tranches]

Who?

What the fuck..?

You know what? I believe you. Shit I'm a motherfucking angel. If you believe me I believe you how bout it?

And are you a country?

[libertyfuckyeah]

You're an angel?

[ Oh he believes you all right. Of all the things to believe in, angels are not on the impossibility list. HE IS IN AWE. ]

Th-that's right! I'm America! The one, the only, and the best!

[tranches]

America? Where's your shotgun and your burger?

Hey do you guys still sell Twinkies there? I'm dying for one.

[ She likes that. Keep staring, yeah baby~ She might even blow you a kiss or transform for you if your nice enough. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Got my shotgun and I'm gonna make a burger tonight! I'm all set!

I do back home! Here... they're harder to come by, which is kinda weird because when you think "apocalyptic wasteland" you think Twinkies. But if I find any, I'll let ya know?

[ He will give her all of his Twinkies if she does. Every single one he finds. ]

[tranches]

N-No way!

God don't fucking tell me they don't have cakes here! Or Pocky, or Eclairs-

Waaaah! This place sucks! I can't fly anymore- I can still transform and I still have my wings and halo-

BUT I CAN'T USE THEM! I WANT TO GO BACK TO HEAVEN!

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[libertyfuckyeah]

Whoa whoa, chill out! Don't blame ya that you want to head back to Heaven! B-but it's not--!

[libertyfuckyeah]

Okay yeah it sucks here. You can proceed freaking out.