God, how I've missed this show and it's been, what, only like 2 weeks since the last new episode. I'm not sure how I'm going to survive the summer hiatus. There's not enough Addison in the season one DVD's and season two ain't out yet.
First off, when are Izzie and Addison going to have another scene together? This just isn't fair!!
Oh Addison, how can you be so smart, and hot, and sexy, and still married to that asshole. It's bad enough when you get screwed over by your patient, your intern, but when it's by your husband? Figuratively and literally. I'd look forward to you putting his balls in a blender if I didn't know you were just a little above a plot device for the McVomit ship.
I love this show for being a shallow viewers smorgasborg. I mean Callie? Gah! She and Addison should have a bedroom eyes off! Plus, she gave George a decent haircut.
Poor Bailey. The Chief is totally Mommy-tracking her.
You know, it really sucks that Cristina's attached to Burke. Because, it takes all the fun out of slashing her with the wimmin' folk when Burke's being all heartbroken and sad and sharing with Cristina...who should totally be sexin' it up with the wimmin' right about now.
I think I'd be more into the Denny/Izzie storyline if Denny had *any* kind of support system. Am I really supposed to believe that he has no friends, no family, no nothing? Sure, falling for Izzie is understandable. But, it's kinda hard to get emotionally invested when you *know* dude's gonna die...and in my fantasy world, it's Addison Izzie runs to when he does.
I've discovered I enjoy this show much, much more when I stay *far* away from it's batshit crazy fandom. But, next week, Derek calls Meredith a whore and, dude, that's like being offered a ring side seat to the batshit crazy, with steak, lobster and an Addison/Izzie/Cristina/Callie orgy on the side!
Meredith totally doesn't deserve to McScruffy. But, if that takes her as far away from McDickery as possible? Go Vet, Go!
I mean, I actually enjoyed McDickhead. Sure, I'd still like him to die a horrible, painful death but, at least now it looks like the PTB really are trying to remove that halo over his head. Passive-aggressive douchebag!
And Alex. Yes, he should die right next to McDickery. But, watching Addison make him his bitch is going to be soo much fun!
I actually did have stuff to say about tonight's Desperate Housewives. I mean, Lynette sending sexy IM's to her bosses wife? Edie and Susan getting into a barfight? Bree sandbagging Beecher's sponsor so she can get laid? I'm not exactly sure how much more *gay* this show can get. Plus, Gabrielle having her baby taken away made me all sniffly.
Then, Grey's Anatomy came on and I forgot everything I wanted to say.