List of Lust Meme
Because lostingeekdom tagged me:
Ground Rules: Name your Top 20 List Of Lust, in no particular order. Your neighbor or grade school teacher doesn't count. Neither does Angelina Jolie, as she is automatically assumed to be in list of any human being with a pulse. The list can be male, female or mixed. They can be real life celebrities, or characters in a movie or TV show. For example, you might want to gag Mariska Hargitay, while still lusting after Butchy McFabulous Olivia Benson. Tag 5 people on your flist to do this meme.
I put this under a cut since it turned out *way* longer than I thought it would.
1. Tina Turner - I don’t care if she’s in her fucking 60’s, Tina Turner at 60+ is still hotter and more talented than all the current pop-tartlets combined!
2. David Beckham - Yes, I know he’s a dumb jock with questionable taste in women. But, he’s a very pretty dumb jock. I love him because, stylistically, he’s a gay man trapped in a straight man’s body. He’s probably the only man I’d ever actually have sex with and, considering it’s David Beckham, means I actually have a shot!!
3. Lauren Jackson of the Seattle Storm - I’m not really a blonde/blue-eyed person. Then I remembered LJ’s not a natural blonde! A very tall, bottle blonde, blue-eyed aussie. Um, yeah, break me off a piece of *that*!!
4. Dina Meyer - Dina, how do I love thee? I own all her movies on DVD, even the really crappy ones. Dammit, there’s some good movies in there too! Besides, one of those bad movies includes Dina making out with a chick, so it's not *all* bad.
5. Angela Bassett - Dude, did you see those arms in “What’s Love Got to Do With It”? Or, Mace in “Strange Days”?
6. Michelle Yeoh - Is there anything else I need to say besides Michelle Fucking Yeoh!!
7. Kate Walsh - Her Addison is a strong, intelligent woman who pwns her sexuality and is supposed to be reviled for breaking the emo-jerk's heart, and splitting up the oh-so-boring and tiresome Duh/Meh ship. Why am I supposed to hate her again?
8. Lucy Lawless - I’d say more but there’s only so much of my inner masterbatory fantasies I’m willing to broadcast in public. Nevertheless - the legs, that stomach, those eyes..*drool* Plus, she can teach a certain SVU actress a thing or two about handling a lesbian fanbase.
9. Claudia Black - When it comes to chicks with guns, Aeryn Sun’s were the biggest!
10. Karl Urban - I loved him on Xena, his Cupid was the hawtness. But, as Eomer in LoTR? Rowrrrr!!
11. Peta Wilson - Another blonde, blue-eyed, really tall Aussie that makes my thighs quiver. She was the best thing about The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. And then there was that scene in Mercy with Ellen Barkin. Yowza!!
12. Gina Gershon - ‘Cuz she stars in two of the greatest lesbian movies ever made - Bound and Showgirls!!
13. Stephanie March - As Alex Cabot, she oozed confidence, arrogance, and most importantly, intelligence. As the saying goes - smart is Sexy.
14. Michelle Rodriguez - more authentically bad-ass than the majority of male action stars out there, and makes the current crop female action stars look like the pussy-ass models with guns that they are. C’mon, who’re YOU gonna pick in a fight between MR and Kate Beckinsale/Charlize Theron/Jessica Alba?
15. Jason Statham - I’m not sure what it says about me that the guys I like are these uber-masculine, dripping in testosterone types. But, The Transporter is one of my favorite movies for no other reason than Jason Statham, shirtless, covered in oil, ass-kicking his way through a crowd.
16. Brandon Lee - I still mourn the death of Brandon Lee. Hot, talented, and could do the martial arts, just like his Dad? What was not to love?
17. Katherine Heigl - Like Dina Meyer, oh the things I’ll do for Katherine Heigl. Like three seasons of Roswell, sitting through the Bride of Chucky, Romy & Michelle: The Beginning, the PAX movies..
18. Gillian Anderson - For five seasons, she was the main reason why I watched The X-Files, for the four years after that? The ONLY reason. I swear the woman’s getting hotter with age, although, I do wish she’d go back to the red hair.
19. Old School Olivia Benson - So, so, very smoking hot. How I miss her!
20. Katie Sackhoff - Sackoff’s Kara Thrace is what knocked off SG-1’s Samantha Carter from my list. There’s supposed to be a double entendre here about pilots, thrust and shuttling my cockpit but yeah, the imagination’s running a little empty right now.
Honorable Mentions “The Women” - Eliza Dushku (knocked off my top 20 due to the unfortunate plastic surgery), Ashley Scott (looks way better as a brunette), Jorja Fox, Naomi Watts (she’ll always be Jet-Girl to me, looks better as a brunette, but she made out with a chick in Mulholland Drive which balances it all out), Sandra Oh, Angie Harmon (please, come back from the Dark Side!!), Carly Pope (Yeah, I know, she’s kind of a Gina Gershon-lite, but she’s still hot!!), Kristen Bell (I know she's in her twenties but lusting after her still makes me feel pervy).
Honorable Mentions “The Men” - Chris Meloni (I know ultraviolet730's going to kill me but CM missed the list due to the lack of kung fu), Ben Browder (how I love those sexy Southern Men in tight leather pants), Heath Ledger (I've had a straight-girl crush on him since Roar), Adewale Akinnuoye-Adbaje, George Eads, Dominic Purcell (yay for more sexy Aussies), Jason Mamoa (it’s amazing what dreds can do to up the hotness), Wentworth Miller, Josh Holloway (even though I hate Sawyer, he's got the Southern thing like Ben Browder/George Eads, the grr-arghness of Jason Statham, but with less the talent of either)!
Yay, I get to tag people!! In no particular order:
ultraviolet730
flying_peanuts
ripley78
sing1118
leavethesky
Ground Rules: Name your Top 20 List Of Lust, in no particular order. Your neighbor or grade school teacher doesn't count. Neither does Angelina Jolie, as she is automatically assumed to be in list of any human being with a pulse. The list can be male, female or mixed. They can be real life celebrities, or characters in a movie or TV show. For example, you might want to gag Mariska Hargitay, while still lusting after Butchy McFabulous Olivia Benson. Tag 5 people on your flist to do this meme.
I put this under a cut since it turned out *way* longer than I thought it would.
1. Tina Turner - I don’t care if she’s in her fucking 60’s, Tina Turner at 60+ is still hotter and more talented than all the current pop-tartlets combined!
2. David Beckham - Yes, I know he’s a dumb jock with questionable taste in women. But, he’s a very pretty dumb jock. I love him because, stylistically, he’s a gay man trapped in a straight man’s body. He’s probably the only man I’d ever actually have sex with and, considering it’s David Beckham, means I actually have a shot!!
3. Lauren Jackson of the Seattle Storm - I’m not really a blonde/blue-eyed person. Then I remembered LJ’s not a natural blonde! A very tall, bottle blonde, blue-eyed aussie. Um, yeah, break me off a piece of *that*!!
4. Dina Meyer - Dina, how do I love thee? I own all her movies on DVD, even the really crappy ones. Dammit, there’s some good movies in there too! Besides, one of those bad movies includes Dina making out with a chick, so it's not *all* bad.
5. Angela Bassett - Dude, did you see those arms in “What’s Love Got to Do With It”? Or, Mace in “Strange Days”?
6. Michelle Yeoh - Is there anything else I need to say besides Michelle Fucking Yeoh!!
7. Kate Walsh - Her Addison is a strong, intelligent woman who pwns her sexuality and is supposed to be reviled for breaking the emo-jerk's heart, and splitting up the oh-so-boring and tiresome Duh/Meh ship. Why am I supposed to hate her again?
8. Lucy Lawless - I’d say more but there’s only so much of my inner masterbatory fantasies I’m willing to broadcast in public. Nevertheless - the legs, that stomach, those eyes..*drool* Plus, she can teach a certain SVU actress a thing or two about handling a lesbian fanbase.
9. Claudia Black - When it comes to chicks with guns, Aeryn Sun’s were the biggest!
10. Karl Urban - I loved him on Xena, his Cupid was the hawtness. But, as Eomer in LoTR? Rowrrrr!!
11. Peta Wilson - Another blonde, blue-eyed, really tall Aussie that makes my thighs quiver. She was the best thing about The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. And then there was that scene in Mercy with Ellen Barkin. Yowza!!
12. Gina Gershon - ‘Cuz she stars in two of the greatest lesbian movies ever made - Bound and Showgirls!!
13. Stephanie March - As Alex Cabot, she oozed confidence, arrogance, and most importantly, intelligence. As the saying goes - smart is Sexy.
14. Michelle Rodriguez - more authentically bad-ass than the majority of male action stars out there, and makes the current crop female action stars look like the pussy-ass models with guns that they are. C’mon, who’re YOU gonna pick in a fight between MR and Kate Beckinsale/Charlize Theron/Jessica Alba?
15. Jason Statham - I’m not sure what it says about me that the guys I like are these uber-masculine, dripping in testosterone types. But, The Transporter is one of my favorite movies for no other reason than Jason Statham, shirtless, covered in oil, ass-kicking his way through a crowd.
16. Brandon Lee - I still mourn the death of Brandon Lee. Hot, talented, and could do the martial arts, just like his Dad? What was not to love?
17. Katherine Heigl - Like Dina Meyer, oh the things I’ll do for Katherine Heigl. Like three seasons of Roswell, sitting through the Bride of Chucky, Romy & Michelle: The Beginning, the PAX movies..
18. Gillian Anderson - For five seasons, she was the main reason why I watched The X-Files, for the four years after that? The ONLY reason. I swear the woman’s getting hotter with age, although, I do wish she’d go back to the red hair.
19. Old School Olivia Benson - So, so, very smoking hot. How I miss her!
20. Katie Sackhoff - Sackoff’s Kara Thrace is what knocked off SG-1’s Samantha Carter from my list. There’s supposed to be a double entendre here about pilots, thrust and shuttling my cockpit but yeah, the imagination’s running a little empty right now.
Honorable Mentions “The Women” - Eliza Dushku (knocked off my top 20 due to the unfortunate plastic surgery), Ashley Scott (looks way better as a brunette), Jorja Fox, Naomi Watts (she’ll always be Jet-Girl to me, looks better as a brunette, but she made out with a chick in Mulholland Drive which balances it all out), Sandra Oh, Angie Harmon (please, come back from the Dark Side!!), Carly Pope (Yeah, I know, she’s kind of a Gina Gershon-lite, but she’s still hot!!), Kristen Bell (I know she's in her twenties but lusting after her still makes me feel pervy).
Honorable Mentions “The Men” - Chris Meloni (I know ultraviolet730's going to kill me but CM missed the list due to the lack of kung fu), Ben Browder (how I love those sexy Southern Men in tight leather pants), Heath Ledger (I've had a straight-girl crush on him since Roar), Adewale Akinnuoye-Adbaje, George Eads, Dominic Purcell (yay for more sexy Aussies), Jason Mamoa (it’s amazing what dreds can do to up the hotness), Wentworth Miller, Josh Holloway (even though I hate Sawyer, he's got the Southern thing like Ben Browder/George Eads, the grr-arghness of Jason Statham, but with less the talent of either)!
Yay, I get to tag people!! In no particular order:
ultraviolet730
flying_peanuts
ripley78
sing1118
leavethesky