Meme!!
Man, you guys get all the cool stuff. Me, I get a fucking troll!!
Stolen from ralst
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Ha, I totally had to look up the answer to this one, from here, and I share the same birthday as Matthew Fox, Rosie Grier, Harry Dean Stanton, William Hanna and Ingmar Bergman!!
2. Where was your first kiss?
In a living room at a classmates birthday party. Where we were playing Truth or Dare. It's also the first and last time I kissed a guy.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalised someone else's property?
More times than I should probably admit in public.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yes. Used to participate in Tae Kwon Do. Got to hit lots of people.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Take me to a Karaoke bar, fill me with a couple of drinks and I turn into Cab Calloway in drag!
6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Smile. 'Cuz I'm usually trying to make them laugh.
7. What really turns you on?
Aside from being in the same room with someone of the same sex?
8. What do you order at Starbucks?
Starbucks...rage...building...hatred...seething. Hulk smash!! Hulk bash!!
9. What was your biggest mistake?
Making choices based on fear rather than logic or what I really want.
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Does licking 9-volt batteries count? Because, as a kid, I was doing all kinds of stupid shit like that. So, yes, I have intentionally hurt myself.
11. Say something totally random about you:
I used to have a dog named Lobo.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes, but it was said in jest...and not very funny.
13. Do you still watch children's movies or TV shows?
Oh yea, I'm total hardcore for the Power Rangers.
14. Did you have braces?
Nope, never had'em.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
Yep.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite (or preferred) sex has done for you?
Wow, it's been soo long, the answer goes back to 'nothing'.
17. When do you know it's love?
It's like knowing when to do the 'slow clap'. It's hard to quantify, you just *know*.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
I know enough to get me in trouble. Currently learning German.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Nope. Don't need it.
20. What magazines do you read?
Entertainment Weekly. Four Four Two. Skeptical Inquirer.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
A couple times.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes.
23. Do you watch MTV?
I stopped watching when they stopped playing music videos.
24. What's something that really annoys you?
People who chew with their mouths open or smack their lips. People who talk on their cells while driving. Well, the entire cell phone culture, really.
25. What's something you really like?
Not being at work. Getting to spend hours at a time writing. Driving around the countryside taking pictures.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Sure, back when he was black.
27. Can you dance?
Aside from the Running Man and the Cabbage Patch, I'm not sure what I do qualifies as dancing.
28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
Somewhere around two days.
29. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
More times than I'd like to remember.
30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Yes. It's what all the cool kids are doing these days!!
Thanks for giving me ways to waste my time at work 'cuz...they're kiilllingggg me!!!!
Stolen from ralst
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Ha, I totally had to look up the answer to this one, from here, and I share the same birthday as Matthew Fox, Rosie Grier, Harry Dean Stanton, William Hanna and Ingmar Bergman!!
2. Where was your first kiss?
In a living room at a classmates birthday party. Where we were playing Truth or Dare. It's also the first and last time I kissed a guy.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalised someone else's property?
More times than I should probably admit in public.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yes. Used to participate in Tae Kwon Do. Got to hit lots of people.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Take me to a Karaoke bar, fill me with a couple of drinks and I turn into Cab Calloway in drag!
6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Smile. 'Cuz I'm usually trying to make them laugh.
7. What really turns you on?
Aside from being in the same room with someone of the same sex?
8. What do you order at Starbucks?
Starbucks...rage...building...hatred...seething. Hulk smash!! Hulk bash!!
9. What was your biggest mistake?
Making choices based on fear rather than logic or what I really want.
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Does licking 9-volt batteries count? Because, as a kid, I was doing all kinds of stupid shit like that. So, yes, I have intentionally hurt myself.
11. Say something totally random about you:
I used to have a dog named Lobo.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes, but it was said in jest...and not very funny.
13. Do you still watch children's movies or TV shows?
Oh yea, I'm total hardcore for the Power Rangers.
14. Did you have braces?
Nope, never had'em.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
Yep.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite (or preferred) sex has done for you?
Wow, it's been soo long, the answer goes back to 'nothing'.
17. When do you know it's love?
It's like knowing when to do the 'slow clap'. It's hard to quantify, you just *know*.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
I know enough to get me in trouble. Currently learning German.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Nope. Don't need it.
20. What magazines do you read?
Entertainment Weekly. Four Four Two. Skeptical Inquirer.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
A couple times.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes.
23. Do you watch MTV?
I stopped watching when they stopped playing music videos.
24. What's something that really annoys you?
People who chew with their mouths open or smack their lips. People who talk on their cells while driving. Well, the entire cell phone culture, really.
25. What's something you really like?
Not being at work. Getting to spend hours at a time writing. Driving around the countryside taking pictures.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Sure, back when he was black.
27. Can you dance?
Aside from the Running Man and the Cabbage Patch, I'm not sure what I do qualifies as dancing.
28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
Somewhere around two days.
29. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
More times than I'd like to remember.
30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Yes. It's what all the cool kids are doing these days!!
Thanks for giving me ways to waste my time at work 'cuz...they're kiilllingggg me!!!!