FIC: Super Junior, 5-H-1-T

[trancepts]

Title: 5-H-1-T
Fandom:
Pairing:
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1700
Summary: There is only one rule. Heechul never works before eleven.
Notes: Hospital AU. Minor swearing. Yes, I have been watching too much House. I cannot help it.

Comments

[lifelessflora]

Okay, before I say anything else or even READ any further than the third paragraph, let me abuse my sudden ability of wearing down numerous quotes by shoving them back under your nose. M'kay? M'kay.

“Eeteuk, I believe you’ve met Hankyung, he does the same thing I do, with a lesser title, and a Chinese accent. I think he’ll manage.”

Heechul. You bastard, you're lucky we're all used to this maltreatment of our resident Chinese. Honestly.

"You, get out of my chair and go tell someone that they have terminal cancer. I know you enjoy it.”

Kyuhyun is awesomely sadistic. I. Want. Him.

And Kibum. But, you know, I wanted a miniature Kibum to store in my pocket before [how did you think I'd want him? :p]. And I am so pathetic [tossing dignity out the window] that I get excited over the tiniest hint of KiHae. This is your fault for saying you'd write me one. xDD Though you know I love you for it anyway.

And Heechul and Siwon practically fighting over Hankyung. Though I bet deep down, he doesn't really mind.

“Holy shit, what did you do to your hair?”

SUNGMIN'S PINK HAIR. Y'know, the Sungmin = PINK image actually kind of bugs me. Not a lot of guys can really pull off pink, and most are so much better off with black. But the pink hair is awesome. Anything that makes Heechul swear [which is quite often really...] is awesome.

Why does Donghae hate it in this fic too, though? Will have to mention to Rhee...

And Yesung's part is definitely not large enough for you to merit pointing him out. You neglect him.

So...Heechul = House? xD I go with Heechul though, as he's younger. Yet only by a little. I WOULD SAY THAT THE ENTIRE THING IS AWESOME BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT BY NOW.

I'm ending this comment now.

[trancepts]

HOLY SHIT. LONG COMMENT IS LONG. SHove these quotes under my nose all you want.

Heechul is a bastard, but he is so awesome, I can totally forgive him for it. Besides. Making fun of Hankyung is like... canon.

He is, isnt he? Too bad, cause I. Wanted. Him. First.

Oh yes, bias of doom. Dude, there was like... a tiny bit of KiHae. I will finish it sooner or later.And you better freaking love me.

XDD Yeah. They couldn't not fight over him. You will also notice the lack of Hankyung complaining? Because he enjoys it.

OMG I AM SO IN LOVE WITH SUNGMIN'S FIXATION ON THE COLOR PINK. It is like the most precious thing ever. Heechul swears a lot in my fics.

Because that is also 'canon'. Donghae hates pink. XD

Ummm... I wanted to stop writing, so I kicked him out.

Heechul doe sin fact equal a gayer version of House. I DID FIGURE THAT OUT, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

Kind of wish you didnt.

[lifelessflora]

Shut up. When we talk about celebrities, bias is a good thing. Don't even try to say otherwise. Besides, it's gotten to the point where they're in the same group of friends or something and my mind instantly jumps to KiHae. Because that's probably canon, too. xD [I disagree on the pink thing. I don't even know where Donghae's alien fixation came from, so I am not accepting this.]

Hankyung is probably scarily sly underneath that Chinese accent. Seriously. Heechul and Siwon should be careful.

You need to give Yesng some credit. For being more than a total dork, because I'm sure there's something meaningful under all that failishness. Honest.

Well you were complaining about how I was TAKING SO LONG READING A 1,600 WORD FIC. So now you know. I was ranting. xD