In which I become less cranky:
Until just a few minutes ago I was cranky. I had a group work assignment meeting I had to go to early (which sucked, in it's own magical sucky kind of way...), and it's rainy out, which never makes me feel good, and I've been stirring up teh drama (because I'm an idiot, and don't know any better. Horray? No. No horray.).
HOWEVER, my dad just made me feel roughly a thousand times better:
ME: AUGH. DAD. WHY ARE ALL MY FRIENDS SO DUMB.
DAD: Because, Heather. All of your friends are dumb.
ME: Wat?
DAD(with completely straight face): None of your friends will ever be as clever as you are, so you're just going to have to accept it and move on, you poor, poor girl.
Then we laughed for about five minutes. My dad is good at that, saying something absurd with a straight face and then we both feel better. Horray.
Stupid things like that make me happy.