ha ha ha!!
ok kids its time again.... but this time i bring you a story......
get ready....
alright, so let me set this up really fast...
it was during 2nd grade at good old Horizon Elementary (what is now in the ghetto.... but didnt used to be mind you) i was just hangin' out outside before good ol' school started... you know the usual just hangin out talkin to people, playin on the playground, just doin whatever any 6 year old kid would do ya know?
WELL.....
all of a sudden, i had this mad sudden urge to go pee pee (as the little kiddies would say). But heres the thing. At Horizon, they wouldnt ever unlock the halls before school... of course i tried anyways (what else could i do i had to pee you know?) but unfortunately i failed miserably.....
I even begged teachers to let me in to go to the bathroom but they were all like "you can hold it for 5 more minutes cant you?" which translates to: "theres no way in hell im gunna let you into this building before the bell rings kid"...
So after wandering around some more and trying different doors into the hall, i just couldnt take it anymore....
you know i thought i could just walk it off and it'd be all gravy but no!
WAIT! STOP!
i know what your thinkin'. YOUR THINKIN THAT MY POOR 2ND GRADE ASS PISSED MYSELF ARENT YOU!? WELL NO WAY IN HELL WAS I GUNNA PISS MYSELF BEFORE SCHOOL IN FRONT OF ALL THE COOL KIDS! THATS NOT HOW I ROLL!!!!
so.... heres what i really did....
i marched my 6 year old ass out to the playground (the most common spot outside before school mind you...) dropped trou' and took a mad leak... and believe me, people saw.... there had to be at least 15 kids maybe more crowded around me.... kids started thinkin i was crazy for doin that ya know? well of course im crazy! but thats not it! i just had to pee.... now ya see, if the darn teachers would have just opened the stupid hall to let one little kid go pee pee where pee pee is supposed to be done, none of this would have gone down.... jeez people.... where are your brains... if you had to pee would you like it if someone was like "no way kid... the bathroom is off limits! either hold it or go in your pants!!"
anyways.... i was feelin kinda down earlier today and i remembered this and it made me laugh... so i hope it made you laugh too....
MORAL OF THE STORY KIDDIES: IF THE MAN IS BRINGIN YOU DOWN, PISS ON HIS DOORSTEP! j/k
get ready....
alright, so let me set this up really fast...
it was during 2nd grade at good old Horizon Elementary (what is now in the ghetto.... but didnt used to be mind you) i was just hangin' out outside before good ol' school started... you know the usual just hangin out talkin to people, playin on the playground, just doin whatever any 6 year old kid would do ya know?
WELL.....
all of a sudden, i had this mad sudden urge to go pee pee (as the little kiddies would say). But heres the thing. At Horizon, they wouldnt ever unlock the halls before school... of course i tried anyways (what else could i do i had to pee you know?) but unfortunately i failed miserably.....
I even begged teachers to let me in to go to the bathroom but they were all like "you can hold it for 5 more minutes cant you?" which translates to: "theres no way in hell im gunna let you into this building before the bell rings kid"...
So after wandering around some more and trying different doors into the hall, i just couldnt take it anymore....
you know i thought i could just walk it off and it'd be all gravy but no!
WAIT! STOP!
i know what your thinkin'. YOUR THINKIN THAT MY POOR 2ND GRADE ASS PISSED MYSELF ARENT YOU!? WELL NO WAY IN HELL WAS I GUNNA PISS MYSELF BEFORE SCHOOL IN FRONT OF ALL THE COOL KIDS! THATS NOT HOW I ROLL!!!!
so.... heres what i really did....
i marched my 6 year old ass out to the playground (the most common spot outside before school mind you...) dropped trou' and took a mad leak... and believe me, people saw.... there had to be at least 15 kids maybe more crowded around me.... kids started thinkin i was crazy for doin that ya know? well of course im crazy! but thats not it! i just had to pee.... now ya see, if the darn teachers would have just opened the stupid hall to let one little kid go pee pee where pee pee is supposed to be done, none of this would have gone down.... jeez people.... where are your brains... if you had to pee would you like it if someone was like "no way kid... the bathroom is off limits! either hold it or go in your pants!!"
anyways.... i was feelin kinda down earlier today and i remembered this and it made me laugh... so i hope it made you laugh too....
MORAL OF THE STORY KIDDIES: IF THE MAN IS BRINGIN YOU DOWN, PISS ON HIS DOORSTEP! j/k