welcome to planet straight
went out last night with Foxy Goth Chick, actually both of us looked quite fab: each in our black ensembles respectively.
Me in a fitted black striped suit with coral red neckkerchief, she in black mini dress, bare legged, showcasing her never ending alabaster limbs, leg tattoos and then some.
As we passed by a film shoot somewhere in the LES...tough guy approached me: "YOO AN AKTAH?"
Over my shoulder I made a quick decision: "Yes."
Mr. Guy: "YEAH, I FIGG'ED, FROM THE BEARD. IT'S FAKE, IT COMES OFF...?"
Continuing on past with the fab gal by my side: "No, its real. Just like yours...
(I couldn't resist, I made a grasping gesture before my chest and)
...like yours but BIGGER."
Mr. Guy: (clutching his groin area) NO, MINE'S BIGGAH!!!
All this was happening in motion, as we moved further away from mr. man guy.
Foxy Goth Chick, perhaps more experienced in outings with Queer ladies than with (postQueer or otherwise hyphenated) gentlemen, looked at me incredulously.
"Don't you understand that was all for you????" I explained. "Welcome to Het World, Planet Straight."
Me in a fitted black striped suit with coral red neckkerchief, she in black mini dress, bare legged, showcasing her never ending alabaster limbs, leg tattoos and then some.
As we passed by a film shoot somewhere in the LES...tough guy approached me: "YOO AN AKTAH?"
Over my shoulder I made a quick decision: "Yes."
Mr. Guy: "YEAH, I FIGG'ED, FROM THE BEARD. IT'S FAKE, IT COMES OFF...?"
Continuing on past with the fab gal by my side: "No, its real. Just like yours...
(I couldn't resist, I made a grasping gesture before my chest and)
...like yours but BIGGER."
Mr. Guy: (clutching his groin area) NO, MINE'S BIGGAH!!!
All this was happening in motion, as we moved further away from mr. man guy.
Foxy Goth Chick, perhaps more experienced in outings with Queer ladies than with (postQueer or otherwise hyphenated) gentlemen, looked at me incredulously.
"Don't you understand that was all for you????" I explained. "Welcome to Het World, Planet Straight."