To: My Brain Re: WTF man!
I've been having this string of dreams lately where either the object of my desire, or some other random male has begun to show interest in me. However, EVERY-FUCKING-TIME I think (in dreamland) that it's all good and I think object of desire or random dream guy is totally into me --they go "oh, nah I don't see you that way". This is really getting ridiculous. I know I'm not lucky in the love department in real life, and I'm sure as hell my brain knows that too. So what's the deal man? Can't you throw me a bone!!?? Dreams aren't real! Just let it go down once that's all I'm asking, stop being such a cock block and let me have my imaginary relations.
Now, I know that you're thinking that I am neglecting the dream I did have where it went down. However, setting me up with Zach Galifianakis (
) instead of the other featured, Demetri Martin (
) Is cruel and unusual punishment. Not only did you make Demetri not the prime player in the dream, you added salt to the wound and made him seem like an enormous asshole. Thanks.
regards, the rest of emily's body.