Haha.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I gave crimson_stained a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In May I pushed tulleighmohre in the mud (-17 points). Last Saturday I pulled over and changed potion_devotion's flat tire (15 points). In November I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In April omgthatsgay and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been nice (759 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
traitorousrat
I changed Potion's tire and got Tully all muddy. Santa: I want a pretty Pettigrew Dolly.