Something to cheer me up.
So I watch American Idol with my mother. And on the results day...
"Eh who sang Hello? Was it the stripper David?"
"No ma, that's rocker David"
"Which one is stripper David?"
*points*
"Oh...why are there so many Davids?! Can't tell who's who also"
"Simple. We remember them like this. That's Stripper David. Then that's little David. And the last one is Rocker David also known as MY David...any other questions?"
*rolls eyes at last statement*
My mother is so cute. Non-stop "Who's stripper David?". E corrupts people. Damn you Ryan Seacrest, stop corrupting my mother!
And she tells me she likes little David because he is so adorable and talented. I swear I want to kidnap that boy.
And I was right, the opposition party would win in my constituency.
And damn you ugly Grant! *stabs you with and umbrella*
Done, I've cheered myself up. Now I am off to scavenge for food.
"Eh who sang Hello? Was it the stripper David?"
"No ma, that's rocker David"
"Which one is stripper David?"
*points*
"Oh...why are there so many Davids?! Can't tell who's who also"
"Simple. We remember them like this. That's Stripper David. Then that's little David. And the last one is Rocker David also known as MY David...any other questions?"
*rolls eyes at last statement*
My mother is so cute. Non-stop "Who's stripper David?". E corrupts people. Damn you Ryan Seacrest, stop corrupting my mother!
And she tells me she likes little David because he is so adorable and talented. I swear I want to kidnap that boy.
And I was right, the opposition party would win in my constituency.
And damn you ugly Grant! *stabs you with and umbrella*
Done, I've cheered myself up. Now I am off to scavenge for food.