Spent a most gratifying weekend with my very female, very young and
very upwardly-mobile Deloitte posse. Caught Millions which was a very
pretty show and the week earlier, some french flic from the ongoing
SF film fest.
to satisfy my francophilia. Was trying to coerce pple to join me on
another film francais on Francois Mitterrand, but i guess that was
pushing it too far since no one would even hear me out..
Convinced that i'm returning home really soon (havn't bought tix yet
though), I've gone on a rampage of sorts around the city. Indulged in
cafes upon hills and restaurants along the water while going nuts
around Hayes valley scouring little boutiques of overpriced foreign
imports.
Along the way i picked up some
shampoo and miracle
whitening toothpaste with money that would no doubt be better spent on food, clothes and water for Somalian children.
The shampoo, i'm relieved to say really does work wonders. The
toothpaste though, is kinda suspect. Its so futuristic, it comes in 2
seperate tubes for AM and PM usage. While the "citrus & peppermint"
infused am tube tastes, smells and no doubt foams like my previous
Crest from Kmart the PM one is kinda nauseating with its "camomile
aromatic oils". there i am trying to fall asleep, and my mouth is more
fragrant than my recently laundered sheets. it's as though i've
swallowed potpurri, and its not pleasant. I'm keeping a photo diary of
the shades of my teeth to chart the efficacy of this mumbo jumbo.
Afterall, according to the good Dr. Jonathan B levine D.M.D (Cornell
and Boston), its supposed to bring my teeth 6 shades lighter. and
should it not work, and should my state of unemployment and resentment
at such Successes-In-Life persist, I could always sell my sad tale to
FOX news.
Wrapped up the weekend with tiramisu at Steps of Rome. and god, the HOT
MEN. i can't say i'm one to ogle, but seriously, its as though the
criteria for working there is being HOT (i can't even seem to spell this in
non-caps, it just doesnt do justice), inability to speak english,
having names like Paulo and Antonio, and a penchant for taking off your
shirt and dirty dancing with a suspiciously large number of birthday
girls. Not only do they tango with clients, breathe steamily into your
ear while holding the small of your back to ask you to move your chair
over, they also smear birthday cake and lick it off your breasts. on
the bar top. somethign i definitely will not be seeing in singpaore.