Million Dollar Dreams
Ok, so I woke up this morning, and was like, what the hell?
I was in a good mood but still a little dissapointed, I was dreaming that I had just found a million dollars, but when I woke up, I realized I had nothing near that.
Ok, so this might sound strange to some but, I was on an island. The island wasn't your typical island, like trees and forest and animals and beaches and all that stuff. The island was full of mountains that were very hard to climb. So we climbled, we meaning a certain select group of people that have signifigance other than that I know these people in the non-dream world. When we saw what was inside the valley of the mountain was very unpleasant.
Feral animals, such as angry lions and tigers, on leashes of scary looking men with beards. Although it looked more like an army base with fences and guard towers, it didn't look like a place to visit.
Skipping ahead, because of course, no one can remember everything about their dream. Somehow I had come to find out that somewhere on this island was buried treasure, a million dollars to be exact. Ok, not exactly alot of money, but still I wanted it.
So, I decided that that money was mine. The others that were there to help me were "El Duderino" and "Oliverse" those aren't their real names but those are their myspace names. Everyone else that was there isn't that important because they all were scared to find the treasure or they died in my dream.
So, we set off for a second valley, the treasure wasn't in the army base valley. It took a long time to find this valley. We were at the top of the mountain range and couldn't see it, because of clouds covering up our mysterious Million dollar valley.
Somehow, I began digging into a wall, and I found the damn valley. The money was mine. But...... here comes the lions and bearded men and ...... monsters????? Yeah some strange chamelion like monsters came running at us. Ok, so my life is not worth a million dollars, I ran.
So, I'm at the shore with the two fellow splunkers and holy shit, a SEA PLANE. We can either leave this island or go back to get this treasure. I want the money, so I fly the plane around the island looking for the hidden valley. The others were like "blah blah I don't see it, let's get out of here." Of course I don't leave, I land in the army base valley. I realize I have to run through these angry men with big angry cats on leashes and color-changing glowing monsters.
Of course, I do, I make it through, I find the treasure in a cave that they were guarding. Somehow, in my dream, I'm Bruce Lee or Jet Li, and I'm just kicking ass. I make it back to the plane and take off.
Back in America, "El Duderino" and "Oliverse" are seperating the money into three piles. "Oliverse" is a stingy ass and doesn't want to give me all the money I deserve. Trying to give me only $100,000 even though I did all the work. Jerk. I get my money, and see that there are $11,000 dollar bills, not $10 grand bills. Odd. What's really odd is that I could actually read the 11,000. Being that reading is on one side of the brain and dreaming is on the other side of the brain.
So, yay, I'm $300 grand richer, and I'm about to go spend it on.....
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
Fucking alarm clock
I was in a good mood but still a little dissapointed, I was dreaming that I had just found a million dollars, but when I woke up, I realized I had nothing near that.
Ok, so this might sound strange to some but, I was on an island. The island wasn't your typical island, like trees and forest and animals and beaches and all that stuff. The island was full of mountains that were very hard to climb. So we climbled, we meaning a certain select group of people that have signifigance other than that I know these people in the non-dream world. When we saw what was inside the valley of the mountain was very unpleasant.
Feral animals, such as angry lions and tigers, on leashes of scary looking men with beards. Although it looked more like an army base with fences and guard towers, it didn't look like a place to visit.
Skipping ahead, because of course, no one can remember everything about their dream. Somehow I had come to find out that somewhere on this island was buried treasure, a million dollars to be exact. Ok, not exactly alot of money, but still I wanted it.
So, I decided that that money was mine. The others that were there to help me were "El Duderino" and "Oliverse" those aren't their real names but those are their myspace names. Everyone else that was there isn't that important because they all were scared to find the treasure or they died in my dream.
So, we set off for a second valley, the treasure wasn't in the army base valley. It took a long time to find this valley. We were at the top of the mountain range and couldn't see it, because of clouds covering up our mysterious Million dollar valley.
Somehow, I began digging into a wall, and I found the damn valley. The money was mine. But...... here comes the lions and bearded men and ...... monsters????? Yeah some strange chamelion like monsters came running at us. Ok, so my life is not worth a million dollars, I ran.
So, I'm at the shore with the two fellow splunkers and holy shit, a SEA PLANE. We can either leave this island or go back to get this treasure. I want the money, so I fly the plane around the island looking for the hidden valley. The others were like "blah blah I don't see it, let's get out of here." Of course I don't leave, I land in the army base valley. I realize I have to run through these angry men with big angry cats on leashes and color-changing glowing monsters.
Of course, I do, I make it through, I find the treasure in a cave that they were guarding. Somehow, in my dream, I'm Bruce Lee or Jet Li, and I'm just kicking ass. I make it back to the plane and take off.
Back in America, "El Duderino" and "Oliverse" are seperating the money into three piles. "Oliverse" is a stingy ass and doesn't want to give me all the money I deserve. Trying to give me only $100,000 even though I did all the work. Jerk. I get my money, and see that there are $11,000 dollar bills, not $10 grand bills. Odd. What's really odd is that I could actually read the 11,000. Being that reading is on one side of the brain and dreaming is on the other side of the brain.
So, yay, I'm $300 grand richer, and I'm about to go spend it on.....
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
Fucking alarm clock