More stupid pictures

Jul 18, 2006 23:17

First, a funny story. I was driving down Lombardy on the way to Kroger with two friends of mine to get some meat and beer, when we noticed an old man (had to have been in his 70s at least) walking down the sidewalk wearing a suit jacket, hat, tennis shoes, and no pants. Other people might have been put off by this, but we decided to pull over and wait for him to walk past us. As he approached, it turned out he was actually wearing some extremely tiny black shorts, so it's not like there was an old man penis flopping around everywhere. If there had been, of course, it would have made the story all that much funnier. But I digress....

The guy walks out into the street next to our car, says "The deacon went down to the cellar to pray, but saw Betty Davis and decided to stay." He then somehow produced a bouquet of flowers (he hadn't appeared to be carrying anything with him) and threw it at us, then danced a ludicrous little jig in the middle of the street, and then disappeared into the night.

What this town needs is more characters like that....

Anyway, that's about all I have that's worth writing about right now. Here are some pictures for you chumps to look at.

You know you're in trouble when you find yourself on the Atari gang's turf.




Remember that movie Arachnophobia? Man, that movie sucked....



Does it make me a loser to sit around taking pictures of myself to use on myspace?



Yeah, I think it does.



Here I am sporting some classic Einstein's apparel.



I wish I had a picture of the dancing, poetry-reading, non-pants-wearing old man, but I wasn't quick enough with my camera. I was also not quick enough with the camera when I noticed a dude going into a convenience store to buy beer wearing nothing but a terrycloth bathrobe. This sasquatch-esque shot was all I managed to get of him. I swear that's him right in front of the headlights....



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