Bored vs Boring.
Boy... some people just aren't cut out for this etiquette deal. I would rather be me than that. I wonder how many yawns I had to stifle in company, too... how bothersome. And having one of the dogs yank on my tie while I fell asleep in it? I sure learned my lesson. Well, now that this little social experiment is over, I think it's safe to say that acting like some dull noble is certainly not going to get me noticed by, uh... eligible bachelorettes. Hmm...
S-So. I can add "manners" under "beards" on my list of things that I thought make a good catch, but have proven to be wrong. Which means...
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Well, now I'm stumped. A nice long nap should clear my head. At least I still got my quality jokes.
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