The world is my lesbian wedding.
At my school there are three types of boys: the boys who left school to work and provide for their low-income families but are now pursuing their AA degree or transferring to a 4-year college; the cocky boys who claim that their reasons for attending a hellhole college such as this are the usual lazy, procrastination, senioritis, ect.; and then there are the unmotivated boys who flunked out of highschool and have spent 3+ years screwing around at Ohlone. Out of the total Ohlone Community College student body, about one percent is composed of nice, young, datable boys. I say one percent because the other one percent of nice, young boys are already taken by nice, young, girls.
You know that saying, "girls are like parking spots- all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped"? That can easily be applied to my situation if you simply replace "girls" with "guys" and "handicapped" with "stupid/moronic/drug addicts/OLD/creepy-stalker-types"...all wearing TOO MUCH cologne.
It's terrible and probably damaging to the ozone layer.
[EDIT] A few months ago, I met a seemingly decent guy, who later revealed himself to be very creepy/touchy-feely. Everytime he calls me (which is quite often), I flip my phone open and freeze for a brief second before I throw the it underneath the covers...
OCC boys suck.
You know that saying, "girls are like parking spots- all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped"? That can easily be applied to my situation if you simply replace "girls" with "guys" and "handicapped" with "stupid/moronic/drug addicts/OLD/creepy-stalker-types"...all wearing TOO MUCH cologne.
It's terrible and probably damaging to the ozone layer.
[EDIT] A few months ago, I met a seemingly decent guy, who later revealed himself to be very creepy/touchy-feely. Everytime he calls me (which is quite often), I flip my phone open and freeze for a brief second before I throw the it underneath the covers...
OCC boys suck.