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So every teacher I told basically exploded with joy and enthusiasm when I told them what I planned to do. My English teacher tore the resume I had typed up out of my hand and declared he was writing a letter to our Rep to ask for a recommendation for me. My AP History teacher said she'd help in any way she could. Etc, etc

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THIS IS PROBABLY THE 14TH AMENDMENT.
FUCK CITIZENSHIP.

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WHY FUCK CITIZENSHIP???

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BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL 14TH IS SOMETHING LIKE "All persons born or naturalized in the Rahmbamarama, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the Rahmbamarama" BUT A BETTER 14TH IS PROBABLY "THOUGH SHALT VOTE FOR THIS."

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:DDDDD I KEEP HAVING THE URGE TO POST THIS ON RBR BUT I'M SURE IT WILL BE BAHLETED.

ALMOST WORTH IT THOUGH, BECAUSE I'M SURE LOYALTY WOULD DRIVE RBRIANS TO VOTE FOR ME.

I WON'T POST IT THOUGH, BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF THE MODS GETTING PISSED AT ME.

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YOU SHOULD POST IT IN THE COMMENTS TO SOME POST IT IS VAGUELY RELEVANT TO. BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET PISSED AT A COMMENT, CAN THEY?

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HOW IS A SCHOLARSHIP RELATED TO ANY OF THE POSTS?

HOW ABOUT IN THE SUBJECT LINE I SAY:

OFF TOPIC, RBR MEMBER NEEDS HELP DESPERATELY

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I'M SURE YOU COULD MAKE IT RELEVANT.

TAKE ANY POST ABOUT A SPEECH OR A TV APPEARANCE WHERE COLLEGE EDU IS MENTIONED.

GO, "SPEAKING OF THAT... THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE. TAKE ME. I CANNOT AFFORD COLLEGE. NEED SCHOLARSHIP. VOTE FOR SCHOLARSHIP FOR ME, PLZ? OR ELSE I CAN NEVER GO ON FACE THE NATION LIKE RAHM :("

AND FELLOW RAHMBAMARAMANS WILL HELP.

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GETTING THIS SCHOLARSHIP WILL HELP ME GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE TO INTERN.

BECAUSE MY GRANDPARENTS WILL FINANCE ANYTHING I WANT IF MY FIRST YEAR OF COLLEGE IS BASICALLY PAID FOR.

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AND IF YOU GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE TO INTERN YOU CAN BE RAHMBAMARAMA'S OFFICIAL STALKER! SO OF COURSE WE WOULD ALL WANT TO SUPPORT THAT...

(I AM ACTUALLY MOVING AWAY FROM DC FOR COLLEGE, 'CAUSE I JUST GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.)

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(WAIT YOU LIVE IN DC?.............WHEN DO YOU GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL AND IF YOU GRADUATE THIS YEAR WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING? BECAUSE IF I GET ACCEPTED I'M GOING TO NEED A PLACE TO STAY. OR A PERSON AT LEAST WHO KNOWS THEIR WAY AROUND THE CITY.)

YES I CAN BE THAT. I CAN TOTALLY BE THAT.

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(I LIVE IN DC SUBURBS...AM GRADUATING THIS YEAR AND LEAVING I SUPPOSE WHENEVER COLLEGE STARTS...AND I BELIEVE MY PARENTS WOULD OBJECT TO ME OFFERING PLACE TO STAY BECAUSE IT'S THEIR PLACE AFTER ALL...ALSO SADLY I ACTUALLY DO NOT KNOW MY WAY AROUND THE CITY :D ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS DO NOT GO TO CHINATOWN AT NIGHT EVER)

YOU MUST BE THAT.

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(I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. CHINATOWN IS A BIG NO NO THEN? IN WILL REMEMBER THAT.)

:DDDDDDDD I WILL.

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(CHINATOWN IS A VERY NICE PLACE. EXCEPT AT NIGHT IT IS TERRIFYING.)

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MUST. FIND. RELEVANT EDUCTION ARTICLE.

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"It’s time to invest in our kids’ ability to go to college, which is why we don’t subsidize banks but we subsidize kids’ ability to go to college." on face the nation today

"In addition to that, more and more will get assistance so they can go to college in a society and a time economically where you earn what you learn, we’re going to help more people go to college and have the most educated workforce."

YOU GOING TO COLLEGE IN DC IS RAHM'S GOAL IS WHAT HE'S SAYING THERE.

http://www.cqpolitics.com/wmspage.cfm?parm1=5&docID=news-000003063742

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HAS THIS BEEN POSTED THERE YET? NO? DO YOU THINK THEY'LL SAY IT'S SPAM?

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YES IT IS RELEVANT, IT INVOLVED RAHM.