Let's clear up the confusion. I am not
working on commission for Old 97's. I am a fully salaried employee.
But really, it makes me happy to have brought you into the fold.
I wish
girlonthewire,
kiki679 and
thursby could go with me to the show tonight, especially if they were in a mood to buy me drinks. I would give them boozy hugs when Rhett sings "all the bad things are gone/all the good things are here." And I would hope that they'd find this endearing instead of creepy. Or at least more endearing than creepy.