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Dear Colorado,
Quit hording all the winter weather. All that snow you guys have there yall will never use, so save the rest of the country some grief and share the cool. Today I sweated. It was 85 degrees. I wore flip flops and a tee shirt, even after dark. And in case you guys in your western nonsense havent looked at the calendar, its January.
Living in Florida I really am not requesting snow, but temperatures that require me to use the winter clothes that I got for my trip to New York and St. Louis and never used would be nice. Also note that this is the first time I have ever complained about the heat. Ever. Even when I crawled inside an oven.
You can blame our parents for using too much aerosol all you want, but I know that yall are really the hamsters of weather. The hole in the ozone layer is over Antartica, but the hole in human generosity is centered over Denver. Plus Im sick and tired of hearing the snowbirds whine about the heat. Stay here year round, then say something pansies!
If we dont have temperatures below 70 in the next three days Florida, Georgia, Alabama, and Maine are going to file a class action lawsuit.
Lovingly, from the great states of the South.
Quit hording all the winter weather. All that snow you guys have there yall will never use, so save the rest of the country some grief and share the cool. Today I sweated. It was 85 degrees. I wore flip flops and a tee shirt, even after dark. And in case you guys in your western nonsense havent looked at the calendar, its January.
Living in Florida I really am not requesting snow, but temperatures that require me to use the winter clothes that I got for my trip to New York and St. Louis and never used would be nice. Also note that this is the first time I have ever complained about the heat. Ever. Even when I crawled inside an oven.
You can blame our parents for using too much aerosol all you want, but I know that yall are really the hamsters of weather. The hole in the ozone layer is over Antartica, but the hole in human generosity is centered over Denver. Plus Im sick and tired of hearing the snowbirds whine about the heat. Stay here year round, then say something pansies!
If we dont have temperatures below 70 in the next three days Florida, Georgia, Alabama, and Maine are going to file a class action lawsuit.
Lovingly, from the great states of the South.