Watson, you're idiot
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fallasleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
- Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.
Watson replies, - I see millions of stars.
- What does that tell you?
Watson ponders for a minute.
- Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies andpotentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it'sevident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does ittell you?
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
- Watson, you're idiot, someone has stolen our tent.
- Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.
Watson replies, - I see millions of stars.
- What does that tell you?
Watson ponders for a minute.
- Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies andpotentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it'sevident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does ittell you?
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
- Watson, you're idiot, someone has stolen our tent.