Adventures of Adriana’s Self - Sim.
All right, so… this is my first post. Hallo thar fellow simmers! I run around the web with so many aliases, that I decided to make my final livejournal handle…I’m sticking to my guns this time, I promise! Anyhoodles, I will inaugurate my LJ with some spam of my Self Sim which doesn’t really look like me and caption them in Legacy Style. I never finish a legacy knowing that it is one, something about my innate need to stick it to the man. Or…you know, something.
The nose is too beaky and the bridge is all fucked up. My eyes are also a little darker and smaller and my lips aren’t so …pursed. Oh, well. I made her in CAS so, yea.
Moving on!
I actually own this outfit IRL and I’m not normally so…stoic.
This is her house, because we lurve ourselves some motherfuckin’ purple!
Selzi’s face templates are made of win! She made it possible for Rod Humble to be remotely attractive. Unfortunately we shall never be able to hear the pitter patter of little Rods. *snicker* little rods *snicker*
O_O Don’t look at me like that! I find it very creepy that Sims do this.
Is it love at first sight?
No D: The garden club dude…is green…how ironic.
Adriana: I don’t know what I’m mad at, but I’m fuckin’ pissed!
Garden Guy: Uh…hur?
Adriana: Herp Derp.
Adriana: So if your ‘rocket ship’ meets my standards…
Adriana: Wait… I don’t think I’d like to have your children.
Adriana: *inhales sharply* Phew! Awkward…
Yes, I know, you see me!
So in the spirit of legacy-hood, I decided to call the stupid matchmaker, who always freakin’ gyps me! I believe these skin tones are *goes to check* Juri_Anne’s 50 recolors of Nilou Blue’s Memories skins which I love, but alas some of them are not so great in game.
Townie: Who is that lovely green creature that shines brighter than any diamond slave children have ever dug up? I must have her!
Yea, he fawned over the matchmaker the entire fucking time. Apparently, one of his turn on’s was gray hair. To add icing on the cake, that was Adriana’s last §1,215 to find this piece of work. *shakes fist*
They became friends though. Then this lovely beauty passed in front of me. I cancelled the hang out action and made Adri greet her.
I only took this photo for the sole purpose of her having PURPLE alien eyes….PURPLE I TELL YOU!
If you do watch the link, please watch it till the end. It’s my FAVORITE part and I love it.
At this point in gameplay Gadwin, decided to just you know, not fucking take pictures, because it’s ultra-mega-homo and it sucks major sweaty balls.
*drumroll*
RECAP!
I cheated her a wishing well, because I’m a dirty rotten scoundrel and she landed hot ass Corey Patch (I definitely need that stupid name hack thing). Oh, and I was futzing around with Sim Blender, and accidentally impregnated her with Alien Spawn. It works out either way, because I just got a new PT Hack (it’s called Viking and I forgot to label a folder with the creator.) that I wanted to test out. So, anyway, poor Corey had a blindingly yellow skin that would scar my retinas every time I looked at it and I decided that it had to go. So, I quickly exit the game and perform some surgery. I load the game up and lo and behold, he has a different face and body color. I give him a tan, but there was still this annoying seam that I could see and I’m fucking neurotic and I couldn’t take it. I tried about a dozen times, I got fed up and killed him. He died of the H1N1 virus.
Death arrived and started bitching that he was under the couch…Adri here is a pool of freakin’ tears, I’m waiting for her to drown everyone in the goddamn house with them a la Alice in Wonderland.
Death is all like shut the fuck up bitch and I’m like oh em gee just hurry up already so I can get her some new man!meat.
Death’s phone? Yea, it’s PURPLE!
Adriana is looking at me like, “You fucking bitch, we totally just got engaged and you assassinated the love of my life.”
Then she cries…all. Night. Long.
Adriana: You…took…my…soul-mate…away…*bawl*
I couldn’t take it anymore, so I sent her off to bed against her will.
Adriana: Yea, hi. Can I have my husband back please? KTHX.
In the morning, I cheated the Resurrect-O-whatever the fuck and asked for him back. I’ve never used this before, so I gypped her and Death with the §§ so I could get Corey back as a zombie. Then as expected, Gadwin craps out again.
RECAP!
I kill Corey off again because he stinks to high heaven, Adriana is bitching and moaning about him being a zombie because her 2nd aspiration is Family, he’s bitching at me because he’s really in the red, I’m fretting over remaking the house for the baby and it was just too much. I was happy that the skin tone crisis was solved, but in the end I killed him by electrocution. Death came back with his ultra pimping purple phone and took him to heaven. Then I realized I hadn’t saved since I reloaded the game from the initial skin crisis so I exited to the neighborhood and loaded the household. The skin was still giving me grief. Then I remembered that one of her turn-on’s involved vampires (no, not because of twilight, I’m 25 and while I love the book and the movies and I am a fan, I have loved Vamps wayyyy before fuckin twilight, I don’t want to hear no shit.) I decided to reward poor Corey with eternal life for putting up with my shenanigans. It didn’t fucking work. He ended up with a vampire’s body and a tan fucking face. So, I digressed and moved them to a new lot and killed him again, this time… death by flies.
And now we’re at the new house, she’s bawling away and I feel terrible because all she does is ‘cry softly’. I also had the Marry Corey want locked and it broke my heart. This baby better be born like, now.
This is her cute ass house all made over. It’s from LSRE and I absolutely LOVE her houses. I have to dig for the link though, I don’t remember where in my bookmarks it is.
PREGNANT SMUSTLE SPAM!
/END PREGNANT SMUSTLE SPAM!
I had something for this, I swear.
Adriana: Um, this hurts?
Adriana: Oh, my GOOOOODDD! AAAAAHHHH! It’s trying to punch it’s way out of me. God, I hate you!
D: I sowwie?
I’m retarded and this is what I took a picture of instead of the baby. I named her Melina and she has Mommy’s personality with shyness at 0.
BABY SPAM!
MOMMY & CHILD SPAM!
And thus concludes the first chapter in my Self - Sim’s life. I’ll probably add another post later.
LiveJournal Tags: Self-Sim,Legacy