here are the things that are wrong with my life
my toe tragedy is healed, i am not crippled and still have to sit my odyssey exam. T minus 5 and a half hours!
the tragedy has moved upwards onto my face, where i tried to cure my spots (seriously i shouldn't still get spots, i'm in my twenties now) with some extra-strong acne cream and it has burnt off all the skin on my chin. it doesn't look too bad but i feel like a burns victim, my face is like an unmoveable mask. it makes me talk like a robot. i can see it becoming really irritating during a three hour exam, and i don't think they'll let me take any vitamin e cream into the exam hall.
if today's exam doesn't offset all this negative karma i'm going to be really grumpy.
UPDATE: and another thing! they've shut marylebone road so now i have to get the tube to victoria, shelling out another £2. doesn't it just come in threes?
the tragedy has moved upwards onto my face, where i tried to cure my spots (seriously i shouldn't still get spots, i'm in my twenties now) with some extra-strong acne cream and it has burnt off all the skin on my chin. it doesn't look too bad but i feel like a burns victim, my face is like an unmoveable mask. it makes me talk like a robot. i can see it becoming really irritating during a three hour exam, and i don't think they'll let me take any vitamin e cream into the exam hall.
if today's exam doesn't offset all this negative karma i'm going to be really grumpy.
UPDATE: and another thing! they've shut marylebone road so now i have to get the tube to victoria, shelling out another £2. doesn't it just come in threes?