It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day again...as Cyrus introduced us last year.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ Learn some piratey words.
http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/ "Bung hole - Victuals on a ship were stored in wooden casks. The stopper in the barrel is called the bung, and the hole is called the bung hole. That’s all. It sounds a lot worse, doesn’t it? On TLAP Day - When dinner is served you’ll make quite an impression when you say, “Well, me hearties, let’s see what crawled out of the bung hole.” That statement will be instantly followed by the sound of people putting down their utensils and pushing themselves away from the table. Great! More for you!"