Nov 10, 2008 12:19
Ok. Today is November 10. If I don't have sex by the time my birthday rolls around (November 19), I'm going to get angry....or rather, angrier than usual.
No, I will not accept this dry spell. I will not enjoy it, neither will I embrace it. It fucking sucks. In clearer terms, the last time I had sex was August 26th. That is a long....LONG time for me, and not something I take lightly. I don't care what other people do, and how long other people can wait, the point is, I am slowly going insane. I tried to think of other times in my life that I went without sex for an extended period, and the only times that comes to mind were (obviously) the gaps between when Jimm and I would see one another, that one three month period in 2006 after I broke up with Jimm, and before I had sex with Michael (that was just over 2 months, but we fooled around during so it didn't strike me as being so desperate).
It is going on two and a half months now. 76 days (YES I COUNTED).
I will go insane before this week is through.