Как надо писать резюме, или я факир и шарики умею надувать ушами.
Встретил тут на просторах интернета резюме одного из своих бывших начальников, посмотрите на этот ковер из слов и попробуйте угадать, из какой приблизительно страны товарищ (я понимаю, задача нетривиальная, но забавная. Не индус). Я млею уже от Summary, но дальше больше угара. Я не осилил и не напечатал тут все, но идея понятна. Советую читать на ночь как мантру для опустошения сознания.
Summary
Over ten years of experience in directing complex short and long-term projects in information technology including Enterprise Data Architecture with a history of leading IT organizations to leverage technologies toward accomplishing strategic and tactical business objectives. Recent experience involves helping organizations carry major servers consolidation to reduce cost, support and improve efficiency, reliability, and scalability. I implement major expense-reducing, revenue-enhancing, competitive and business flexibility improvements functioning in the roles of manager, enterprise data architect, and strategic IT planner. I have in depth knowledge of financial systems and business workflow process. I have proven track record for providing on-time, on-spec, on-budget project delivery and meeting or exceeding all target goals and objectives. Energetic and robust leader highly skilled in engineering, strategic thinking and planning, team building, and innovative problem solving. Catalyst in implementing positive change. I have gained excellent skills in reducing cost, developing key management control in infrastructure and reporting matrices. Experience applying architectural analysis to existing systems and help improve their functionalities. Innovative, visionary backed by current projects I have done for major international banks in Japan and Hong Kong, solid knowledge of both current and legacy technologies, and excellent communication, motivational, and managerial skills. Solid experience in the following areas:
SpecialtiesProgram/Project/Department Mgmt to a regional level with global reporting line
Proven expertise in analyzing and re-engineering management information systems and LAN/WAN architecture.
Solid background in forecasting and recommending infrastructure and system application improvements.
Extensive experience in developing deployment, migration strategies, proposals of enhancement for existing technology, and coordinating implementation with engineers/technicians, and network administrators. Catalyst in leading teams and organizations in technical and change management. Provided training and technical direction to businesses pertaining to system optimization, upgrades, vendor selection, and equipment procurement. Taught application of emerging technologies and software to professionals in trading and Infrastructure areas. Ability to translate highly technical information to technical and non-technical. Excellent communication and presentation skills. Fluent in English / Arabic and in progress Japanese Language.
Technical Skills
Highly proficient, in problem solving strategies, migration process, office automation, and workflow applications. Diverse experience in analyzing and resolving complex hardware/software issues. Detailed knowledge of computer architectures, telecommunications network operating systems, and client severs technology. Proven competency in working with Microsoft products, SUN operating systems, financial trading applications, management applications, Microsoft Project, disaster recovery planning, document management, common and uncommon business applications.
Summary
Over ten years of experience in directing complex short and long-term projects in information technology including Enterprise Data Architecture with a history of leading IT organizations to leverage technologies toward accomplishing strategic and tactical business objectives. Recent experience involves helping organizations carry major servers consolidation to reduce cost, support and improve efficiency, reliability, and scalability. I implement major expense-reducing, revenue-enhancing, competitive and business flexibility improvements functioning in the roles of manager, enterprise data architect, and strategic IT planner. I have in depth knowledge of financial systems and business workflow process. I have proven track record for providing on-time, on-spec, on-budget project delivery and meeting or exceeding all target goals and objectives. Energetic and robust leader highly skilled in engineering, strategic thinking and planning, team building, and innovative problem solving. Catalyst in implementing positive change. I have gained excellent skills in reducing cost, developing key management control in infrastructure and reporting matrices. Experience applying architectural analysis to existing systems and help improve their functionalities. Innovative, visionary backed by current projects I have done for major international banks in Japan and Hong Kong, solid knowledge of both current and legacy technologies, and excellent communication, motivational, and managerial skills. Solid experience in the following areas:
SpecialtiesProgram/Project/Department Mgmt to a regional level with global reporting line
- Enterprise Data Architecture
- Enterprise and Infrastructure Technology Architecture
- Application Architecture and Development Cycle from requirement to implementation and post implementation
- Business Proposals
- Relationship Mgmt
- Infra team Manager
Proven expertise in analyzing and re-engineering management information systems and LAN/WAN architecture.
Solid background in forecasting and recommending infrastructure and system application improvements.
Extensive experience in developing deployment, migration strategies, proposals of enhancement for existing technology, and coordinating implementation with engineers/technicians, and network administrators. Catalyst in leading teams and organizations in technical and change management. Provided training and technical direction to businesses pertaining to system optimization, upgrades, vendor selection, and equipment procurement. Taught application of emerging technologies and software to professionals in trading and Infrastructure areas. Ability to translate highly technical information to technical and non-technical. Excellent communication and presentation skills. Fluent in English / Arabic and in progress Japanese Language.
Technical Skills
Highly proficient, in problem solving strategies, migration process, office automation, and workflow applications. Diverse experience in analyzing and resolving complex hardware/software issues. Detailed knowledge of computer architectures, telecommunications network operating systems, and client severs technology. Proven competency in working with Microsoft products, SUN operating systems, financial trading applications, management applications, Microsoft Project, disaster recovery planning, document management, common and uncommon business applications.