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I love having world domination. Some little boy was pumping 50 cent on his boom box, and it gave me an idea, I told 50 cent to give me a personal show. He came over a few hours later, and started rapping with g-unit. I was like, bitch you kids can't rap, and they were all like "WHAT WE ARE GGGGG-UNIT", and I shot them all in the faces with an ak-47. They all died instantly and I put their bodies on dustin's doorstep. I stuffed their bodies with a bunch of drugs so dustin can get his daily 50 tons of drug intake.
There are some things I can't stand in this world. Some crappy band "undefined" was playing a show, and I called an airstrike upon them, killing them, and their nut hangers. Everyone died but their vocalist, he somehow managed to survive, so I went up to him, and pulled out one of his ribs, and slit his throat with it.
All this killing made me horny, so I called up some of my girls. I gave Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Bill Cosby, Shakira, Christina Auglaria, and 500 girls that were hot and had double d's. We had one huge orgy, and it was great. As I was about to climax on Shakira's face, Mark's girlfriend comes up and is like, "oh baby, I need a money shot", so I left my load all over her face, and Mark was crying in the corner.
After that, I put all these drugs into a fine powder, and sniffed it. I thought it would be funny to load up 5 crop sweeper planes up with cocaine and fly them over philadelphia, I've never seen people so happy, or high. Then Dustin came over and we played video games on my 500 inch tv. Then we did drugs.
There are some things I can't stand in this world. Some crappy band "undefined" was playing a show, and I called an airstrike upon them, killing them, and their nut hangers. Everyone died but their vocalist, he somehow managed to survive, so I went up to him, and pulled out one of his ribs, and slit his throat with it.
All this killing made me horny, so I called up some of my girls. I gave Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Bill Cosby, Shakira, Christina Auglaria, and 500 girls that were hot and had double d's. We had one huge orgy, and it was great. As I was about to climax on Shakira's face, Mark's girlfriend comes up and is like, "oh baby, I need a money shot", so I left my load all over her face, and Mark was crying in the corner.
After that, I put all these drugs into a fine powder, and sniffed it. I thought it would be funny to load up 5 crop sweeper planes up with cocaine and fly them over philadelphia, I've never seen people so happy, or high. Then Dustin came over and we played video games on my 500 inch tv. Then we did drugs.