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My boy Gary got drug tested yo, that kid smoked so much crack the day before too. That nigga is going to get caught. Anyway, I was feelin' kinda sick because of the stds I got from banging them hoes, so I just smoked some more crack. I felt it was appropriate to get on my roof and do that stupid spanish dance, macaroni? macarani? whatever the fuck it is, I did it for like 5 hours on my roof...naked. Then a cops came, they called swat and they got on the roof and got me down. I think one of the cops touched my penis, I felt it was very unnessary, so I'm sueing the department for 83.6 billion dollars, and I plan on buying drugs with all of it. Then doing them all at once. It's going to be so awesome.