little ghost
There are love bugs in my room and there is no way they flew in through the screen in my window, those holes are tiny. Fuck you University of Florida! *Mutters*
Kate, I totally thought about you today at work...These two ladies came in the store and you'll never guess where they were from. Anyway, they spoke like no English at all (which I found odd and annoying as hell). They knew enough to make me their bitch while they were shopping however, but that's not what made me think of you...No, one of them picked up this fugly garden thingy and pointed at it, looked at me and said "Santa Claus?" I almost fell over laughing, but some how I managed to tell her it was a gnome. Apparently she had no clue what a gnome was, and it's quite hard to explain to someone who speaks very little English when you speak zero Finnish. But yeah, I thought you should know. ;)
I actually wanted to go out on the boat today, but nooo I had to work. :\
Speaking of work, I'm thinking of writing them a letter...It'd probably go something like this....
Dear Michael's Arts & Crafts Employees,
Lynn, let some one else do a demo every once in awhile woman! While I love hearing that I've turned you into a Tony Stewart fan, and the quickness in which you get us out of the store after we close, I'd like to play too.
Kristen, you did not see HIM live, stop lying. And stop staring at me everytime I walk by! It's really freaking me out. And yes I do think there is something wrong with a twenty six year old that still lives at home, unless your name is Bam Margera it's a no no.
Meagan and Dino, fuck you both for leaving me here on my own with the crazies. Very nice of you both. I hope you have fun in Chicago/Bosnia.
Kelly, while I think that you're a very cool chick and don't doubt that we'll have mega fun at Warped Tour with Meagan, please for the love of God start your recovery before six on Sundays! We close at seven on Sundays and I'm sick of having to try and do both of our jobs.
And finally Deobrah, what the hell gives to the right to say something like that in front of customers? Mrs. Newsome lives next door to me and I resent your implying that I'm not a good enough person to know someone like her. She's known me since I was eight years old, I was best friends with her oldest sons and just because I don't go to church every week does not make me a bad person. I know that the Newsomes are very good people, you don't have to tell me that, I've known it for eleven years now. I'm so sick of getting shit from you about being Pagan. You can shove it up your ass because as far as I'm concered there is nothing more annoying than a former Jew becoming a Catholic. I've read the Bible more than once before I made up my mind that I didn't believe in the Christian version of the world. Have you? Do you know what it says about women in there? Catholics are the worst about it as well. You just show up every Sunday, take in what the good Father tells you and go about your lives. You don't bother to question or to learn on your own. You can rest assured that I will be going to Sue about this because I'm sick of your holier than thou additude.
I'll be looking for another job starting tomorrow.
Love, Michelle
I'm bored...
Kate, I totally thought about you today at work...These two ladies came in the store and you'll never guess where they were from. Anyway, they spoke like no English at all (which I found odd and annoying as hell). They knew enough to make me their bitch while they were shopping however, but that's not what made me think of you...No, one of them picked up this fugly garden thingy and pointed at it, looked at me and said "Santa Claus?" I almost fell over laughing, but some how I managed to tell her it was a gnome. Apparently she had no clue what a gnome was, and it's quite hard to explain to someone who speaks very little English when you speak zero Finnish. But yeah, I thought you should know. ;)
I actually wanted to go out on the boat today, but nooo I had to work. :\
Speaking of work, I'm thinking of writing them a letter...It'd probably go something like this....
Dear Michael's Arts & Crafts Employees,
Lynn, let some one else do a demo every once in awhile woman! While I love hearing that I've turned you into a Tony Stewart fan, and the quickness in which you get us out of the store after we close, I'd like to play too.
Kristen, you did not see HIM live, stop lying. And stop staring at me everytime I walk by! It's really freaking me out. And yes I do think there is something wrong with a twenty six year old that still lives at home, unless your name is Bam Margera it's a no no.
Meagan and Dino, fuck you both for leaving me here on my own with the crazies. Very nice of you both. I hope you have fun in Chicago/Bosnia.
Kelly, while I think that you're a very cool chick and don't doubt that we'll have mega fun at Warped Tour with Meagan, please for the love of God start your recovery before six on Sundays! We close at seven on Sundays and I'm sick of having to try and do both of our jobs.
And finally Deobrah, what the hell gives to the right to say something like that in front of customers? Mrs. Newsome lives next door to me and I resent your implying that I'm not a good enough person to know someone like her. She's known me since I was eight years old, I was best friends with her oldest sons and just because I don't go to church every week does not make me a bad person. I know that the Newsomes are very good people, you don't have to tell me that, I've known it for eleven years now. I'm so sick of getting shit from you about being Pagan. You can shove it up your ass because as far as I'm concered there is nothing more annoying than a former Jew becoming a Catholic. I've read the Bible more than once before I made up my mind that I didn't believe in the Christian version of the world. Have you? Do you know what it says about women in there? Catholics are the worst about it as well. You just show up every Sunday, take in what the good Father tells you and go about your lives. You don't bother to question or to learn on your own. You can rest assured that I will be going to Sue about this because I'm sick of your holier than thou additude.
I'll be looking for another job starting tomorrow.
Love, Michelle
I'm bored...