hahahahaha 1.you called me chastity.. that was a little weird because only jack calls me that..
2.i dont really care if you kick my ass at this because i think these are fucking funny. we should put both lists together.. all the ones we like and have 1 kick ass list.
3. all the ones that i really like on this list 6)Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm... (hells yeah, zach.. damn) 8)We think about you all the time. (too bad this one is true) 9)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press. (okay anthony..) 12)No backseat drivers...NONE. (this goes for anthony and jack.. especially when you dont have your license...) 13)Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it. (just funny) 14)We are not your all-night restaurant. (yeah john..) 18)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing. (um this one is damn true.. harrpy potter 3, thats right) 23)Keep in mind that we withold sex when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing...(reminds me of caitlyn) 27)The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid. (this is soooooo true) 28)We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot...get over it!!!(so about that threesome we never got around to having even though it turned into an orgi with you me dan jack brad pitt and angelina jolie...) 31)If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.(and i know how much you all play video games..) 36)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.(even though we dont always think before we speak... doesnt mean you shouldnt) 43)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.(haha this is for all of you, beware, dan is my protective friend who will seriously kill you if i want him to) 45)Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend, friend with benefits, etc.(i just like this one)
4. yay for the new triangle. i love you bethany. well sometimes..
1.you called me chastity.. that was a little weird because only jack calls me that..
2.i dont really care if you kick my ass at this because i think these are fucking funny. we should put both lists together.. all the ones we like and have 1 kick ass list.
3. all the ones that i really like on this list
6)Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm... (hells yeah, zach.. damn)
8)We think about you all the time. (too bad this one is true)
9)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press. (okay anthony..)
12)No backseat drivers...NONE. (this goes for anthony and jack.. especially when you dont have your license...)
13)Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it. (just funny)
14)We are not your all-night restaurant. (yeah john..)
18)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing. (um this one is damn true.. harrpy potter 3, thats right)
23)Keep in mind that we withold sex when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing...(reminds me of caitlyn)
27)The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid. (this is soooooo true)
28)We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot...get over it!!!(so about that threesome we never got around to having even though it turned into an orgi with you me dan jack brad pitt and angelina jolie...)
31)If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.(and i know how much you all play video games..)
36)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.(even though we dont always think before we speak... doesnt mean you shouldnt)
43)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.(haha this is for all of you, beware, dan is my protective friend who will seriously kill you if i want him to)
45)Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend, friend with benefits, etc.(i just like this one)
4. yay for the new triangle. i love you bethany. well sometimes..
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